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The Worst of Perth 
David was confident eschewing an adult diaper would clinch the Baywatch audition.
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He had only just left the toilets when the Pedo driven Commodore…
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Shit. Here they come again. Just keep walking. Stay cool. Don’t let them see that you’re Orlando Bloom.
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David headed for Allen Park.
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Far From the Maddington Crowd
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“So we have to do the ‘Welcome to Cuntry” for the suit?”
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It certainly needs explanation. Why does Sir Davo need a welcome to cuntry by the white faced tit men when it is obviously his cuntry, that is to say another day at the office Aussie style, and why is his factotum, Janine Scrotum, carrying a stool and a leash ?
Are they all to be interviewed later for his column in the Mirrabooka Looker ?
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What a strange rant SirBill
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It is all very Davo Lynch-esque.
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I am getting to the bottom of it Sir Bill, stool reporting at my age, never mind the size of my column you should see my dinkus, and then we’ll get to the five Ws and the H and expose the horror of the “normally quiet” suburban streets and the neighbours who said it kept to itself…
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and She-Ra’s turds in Wellington Square ? Head for the hills , oh shit , they’re full of shit already.
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Wellington Scare you said?? It is no-goes vis-a-viz the Golden Triangles Sir Bills, so I regret to inform youse it will be like the tree falling in the forest when the cameras aren’t there.
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Just a point of clarification : the turds are not She-Ras , though they might look like her.
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It’s a brown out in any case.
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Needs the Public Transit’s crack cleanup squad.
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douche.
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More anti-Semitism. On Fathers’ Day too: for shame.
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Its only a shower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK5fKFFqJe4
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Indian Ocean pedestrian?
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FTW :-)
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What a cunt.
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Subsequent to the triumph of the gaint goon, Sculpture by the Sea went rapidly downhill.
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‘Cottesloe toilets were so backed up that intrepid local reporter David ‘Fucking Outrage’ Cohen described it as ‘an ocean of piss’ and needed a canoe to conduct his weekly report.’
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David finally found the perfect way to disguise those pesky ‘Cottesloe Semis’ that plagued his professional career.
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“It’s too bloody cold to wear board shorts…”
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White men in diapers dog MOSAD agent disguised as iron man competitor
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That’s Goldberg, Don!
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Now that’s what I call a f****en man bag
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Drowning yourself – You’re doing it wrong.
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