Yagan Square isn’t even built but already drunken louts are on the roof of the artist impression. No doubt taunting some anodyne piece of sculpture. And the future hips are apparently going to be wide and strong enough to birth the super large knobheads of Perth’s vibrant future. Bring it.
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
Someone got paid for this?
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At least it’s not Princess Anne Square. Maybe the roof louts are an in joke. As with the hips.
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Big butts are back.
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Future twerkers
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BUNS OF STEEL.
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it’s a fat arsed zombie apocalypse
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Something every fat arse sports watcher needs …
“Today, I can confirm the seats at the new stadium will be much bigger and more comfortable than the seats at Patersons Stadium, with enough spacing between rows to allow sedentary sheeple to pass through without other rurotards necessarily having to stand up”
http://www.perthstadium.com.au/fans-first-at-perths-new-stadium
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bigger seats for bigger arses.
paid for by us.
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dat ass
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He he he! “The Waddling Dead”.
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However, the essential “thigh gap” is clearly evident.
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Flares?
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…and bell-bottoms!
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Where a man in a suit and tie can confidently walk next to his casually attired friend, without fear of ridicule or assault.
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The woman in the second pic has met her date by the final image. Or are they identical twins, identically dressed?
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And how can her date fail after having opted for his winning brown on brown outfit?
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They’ll both be on the roof soon.
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Has a certain CCTV feel to it.
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Definite post-boom vibe, with no one in their good hi-vis.
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Fixie count – nil.
Japanese busker count – nil
Shopping bag count – nil
Light rail promotional poster – nil
Counselled by Nitschke – two
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Nitschke calls it collateral improvement , all the way to the bank,
http://nspm.com.au/news/perth-city-square-concept-design-revealed/
and for the Gen Zers, Sir Mix A Lot’s classic treatise on the subject.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo
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I like the The Headless Warrior small bar!
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The Barbarian’s Jungle Bar? For those complaining about this site, just watch Randling ,but don’t phone Nitschke afterwards
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Obviously an homage to the roof of Byes Souvenirs.
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Just reminds me how shitty forrest place (or Chase) looks.
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Also… “Yagan Square” – and they all have intact heads?
Surely we can at least hope for a tent embassy?
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Now that would be good.
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With all that reconstituted stone paving good luck getting a tent peg in anywhere.
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Could that roof be Perth’s grassy knoll?
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Well I for one look forward to the opportunity of having Aboriginal kids harass me for change and cadge cigarettes in a culturally sympathetic built environment.
When can we expect a Robert Smith Square for Perth’s emo community to congregate, having been driven from Central Park’s walls by what can only be described as brutalist inspired ironmongery?
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The Hanging Garden.
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