The End?

Is Perth fixed? Is the journey we started all those years ago over? As Tullio sees, Segway tours circle a soon to be envibraned foreshore. Small bars heave with cravat wearing beautiful people. Even a derelict treasury building is restored, and are there fewer C&Bs around?…

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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30 Responses to The End?

  1. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Not until you have a Segway in your lounge room. That you left minutes earlier, naturally.

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  2. Bento says:

    It’s a nice touch that they get the tourists to dress like the locals, too.

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  3. juantrak says:

    It looks like Gina’s new $2 hr workforce heading out to work on her mines, on their company-supplied transport. Toyotas and aircraft cost too much, they eat into Gina’s profits.

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  4. GivDBird says:

    Welcome to Perth. Now get in line.

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  5. Perineum says:

    Perth had closure at the moment a foreshore plan was settled on. With the ideological struggle between vibrancy and Dullsville now decided the end of history is upon us. and what better way to celebrate than with a leisurely bludge around the river.

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  6. rottobloggo says:

    This photo is awesome.

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  7. Scanners says:

    Will the cravats be available in hi-vis?

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  8. Dame Shazza says:

    This is my fave pic of all time.

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  9. BurgerD says:

    This is SO Perth!
    10 years behind the times
    Over-regulated
    Lawn

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  10. Is Perth fixed? Brilliant. Just brilliant. End the blog right there.

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  11. I also trust that DFOC will make this the lead in next week’s WSN?

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  12. NF#1 says:

    You know, there’s a clear line of descent from at least 1962, the year Perth came of age (“City of Lights”, Eric Edgar Cooke, etc.) to 2014. Elizabeth Harbour is surely the final destination.

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  13. Tullio says:

    From here, you can see Perth’s vanishing point.

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  14. Plonka says:

    Surely they were paid to do that? Could anyone really be that much of a dork without some financial incentive?

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  15. Plonka says:

    Thank fuck they’re not wearing Lycra, but the helmets? Maybe they’ve heard about the drop bears?

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  16. Plonka says:

    I love the Midgley one! Talk about poetic justice.

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  17. Bento says:

    Not yet fixed, it seems. Mount Hawthorn: a little slice of Rockingham, in the City of Vincent.

    https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/23908431/charges-laid-over-glassing-attack/

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