The End?

Is Perth fixed? Is the journey we started all those years ago over? As Tullio sees, Segway tours circle a soon to be envibraned foreshore. Small bars heave with cravat wearing beautiful people. Even a derelict treasury building is restored, and are there fewer C&Bs around?…

20140522-200126.jpg

Unknown's avatar

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
This entry was posted in Uncategorisable Worsts and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

30 Responses to The End?

  1. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild's avatar Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Not until you have a Segway in your lounge room. That you left minutes earlier, naturally.

    Like

  2. Bento's avatar Bento says:

    It’s a nice touch that they get the tourists to dress like the locals, too.

    Like

  3. juantrak's avatar juantrak says:

    It looks like Gina’s new $2 hr workforce heading out to work on her mines, on their company-supplied transport. Toyotas and aircraft cost too much, they eat into Gina’s profits.

    Like

  4. GivDBird's avatar GivDBird says:

    Welcome to Perth. Now get in line.

    Like

  5. Perineum's avatar Perineum says:

    Perth had closure at the moment a foreshore plan was settled on. With the ideological struggle between vibrancy and Dullsville now decided the end of history is upon us. and what better way to celebrate than with a leisurely bludge around the river.

    Like

  6. rottobloggo's avatar rottobloggo says:

    This photo is awesome.

    Like

  7. Scanners's avatar Scanners says:

    Will the cravats be available in hi-vis?

    Like

  8. Dame Shazza's avatar Dame Shazza says:

    This is my fave pic of all time.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. BurgerD's avatar BurgerD says:

    This is SO Perth!
    10 years behind the times
    Over-regulated
    Lawn

    Like

  10. Is Perth fixed? Brilliant. Just brilliant. End the blog right there.

    Like

  11. I also trust that DFOC will make this the lead in next week’s WSN?

    Like

  12. NF#1's avatar NF#1 says:

    You know, there’s a clear line of descent from at least 1962, the year Perth came of age (“City of Lights”, Eric Edgar Cooke, etc.) to 2014. Elizabeth Harbour is surely the final destination.

    Like

  13. Tullio's avatar Tullio says:

    From here, you can see Perth’s vanishing point.

    Like

  14. Plonka's avatar Plonka says:

    Surely they were paid to do that? Could anyone really be that much of a dork without some financial incentive?

    Like

  15. Plonka's avatar Plonka says:

    Thank fuck they’re not wearing Lycra, but the helmets? Maybe they’ve heard about the drop bears?

    Like

  16. Plonka's avatar Plonka says:

    I love the Midgley one! Talk about poetic justice.

    Like

  17. Bento's avatar Bento says:

    Not yet fixed, it seems. Mount Hawthorn: a little slice of Rockingham, in the City of Vincent.

    https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/23908431/charges-laid-over-glassing-attack/

    Like

Leave a reply to Bento Cancel reply