Right? If you lose the strap, you’ve got a hold on. By James N. Bayswater.
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The Worst of Perth 
“bed parts”
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Night Tool? (with apologies to Roy & HG)
Baysie is the new Maylands for Worsts?
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wedding tackle
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“bed time parts”
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Hiding your bed parts.
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Family Jewels
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He could be a her?
“Show us ya bed parts”. Not quite up there with the traditional Mandurah mating call of “show us where yer piss from”.
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I thought it was “show us yer growler” down them “parts”.
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“Show us ya Crab Fest.”
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Crab Fest action in today’s PROSH…buy your own copy.
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Still too eloquent.
“Wanna root?” seems more likely.
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‘brace yerself’
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“… fer the best 2 minutes of yer life…”
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“Mine’s greasy, slides in easy was the call in Bunbury.”
I never fell for that one.
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Someone said that?
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It passed for sweet nothings for many Bunbury boys. Shouted from the window of a passing hotted up holden on the main drag.
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Presumably he was a butcher?
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Ahh. If he was a fly screen door installer that would have been inappropriate.
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My new favourite pick up line.
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I one saw a garage sale sign advertising a ‘K/S bed organ’.
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wank in the dunny then
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a change from ‘i’ve got a headache.’
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