Death by Chocolate Wheel

Two chocolate wheels. One in Mt Lawley Bowls Club by me. And one in Jolimont by WGG. They evoke like motherfuckers right?  The world is a better place with chocolate wheels. The sound alone is beautiful. Top dollar!



About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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4 Responses to Death by Chocolate Wheel

  1. Snuff says:

    A cursory search didn’t reveal why they’re called chocolate wheels. Anyone ?


    • Rolly says:

      When I was a wee tacker, before Pontius learned to fly aircraft, the local church fête often had a wheel to which were attached bars of chocolate or other lollies at every fourth or fifth ‘pin’.
      By carefully assessing the way in which the wheel became unbalanced as the bars were won and removed, you could up the odds when chosing your number.
      By issuing numbered tickets randomly, the oldies got to spoil that lurk.
      The ‘rattle’ bit was at the bottom, unlike the ones that are used now.


  2. NF#1 says:

    I can scarce believe the lack of credit I’ve received regarding this post. This is the future, people!


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