Just to let you know what I saw in the toilets of Caves House. Can Yallingup be more of a parody if itself. I didn’t hear “snort of derision one”. Apart from my own obviously.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
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The Worst of Perth 
Yeah, nah.
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John Butler’s John Butler. Wait … does that even make sence?
Must almost be time to head to Broome for the winter protest season?
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Nah up to Perth to place socks on Parliament House. The placards read “Free the Bussie” , “Say no to Bussie’s holiday “. “Just don’t, come on the raw prawn” etc.
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I always swat eagles with loops and the rest
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Go the Cockburners.
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Endorsed by the Maryland News Journal (USA!), you say? That’s good enough for me. Except… such august publication appears not to exist. Deceived by cigar box guitar.
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Bong box guitar?
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I don’t know. Methamphetamines would better explain the swatting of imaginary eagles.
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I thought he was a jay-z / hilltop hoads hip hop cover band?
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I assume “the rest” means “bongos”.
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Goon box zither.
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Fair point. Make that “bucket bong bongos”.
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Appalachian bottle whistle
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Jew’s harp?
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Would be astonished if one were not to make an appearance.
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Do they ever.
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Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHWy6W00oM
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Why hasn’t John Butler got a butler with a surfari suit ?
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Hey where’s the Troyboy gossip? Snarky minds are enquiring.
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It’s sex addiction right? Please.
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Dodgy prawn.
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Dry Humper’s Hip can be debilitating.
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Pre-Budget snacking?
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A dog we had ate an entire foam esky once.
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Premiere flagship artist
Now there’s a job title for a LinkedIn profile
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Jeezus, he plays a didgeridoo and bass at the same time. Fuck offfffffffffffff!
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http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jayhoad3
“Earth Music for Yoga, Massage and Healing”. Seriously.
Also theres a hint there to the Maryland review: He’s from there.
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Correction. He’s actually from Fiji(!). Whatever the case, its all got me furrowing my forehead and wondering if the digeridoo bit is a tad on the cultural-appropriation side. It might seem trite to some, but a lot of blackfullas aren’t keen on white guys in dreadlocks getting all the didge gigs.
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They don’t like women blowing them apparently.
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What? No Pan pipes? I am disappoint.
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Off topic, but quite disappointed that TWOP hasn’t covered Coles’ Enhanced Cunnilingus program. Claremont Coles MILFs? DFOC should cover, but there we go, scooped again.
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