I have renamed Belmont as New Canaan, as it is a land that flows with milk and honey. Or it was on Thursday morning. There wasn’t any honey. Behold the burning bush in the background, near the Super (N)IGA sign. Thanks to Missy Rach for the pics. 
Tom? Tattoo’s? You know it. But, pray tell, what connects the two, on this gay Lancer in Swanbourne?
That teabag tripper Bento was sneering about my jerbalism last week. I threatened him with more incisive reports about Cottesloe toilets – and it was so. 
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Surely in 2014 Teh Post can have a dedicated Indiana toilet correspondent?
Where is the MEA when you really need them?
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A bureau.
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Cottesloe Reporting And Photography Bureau.
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Indiana – the Telstra of seaside catering.
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The voda phone of toilet maintenance.
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This worst is worthy of its own worst.
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Maaaaate: no use crying over spilt milk.
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Mind firmly in the gutter as usual.
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Gutter press?
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Subi Post. Enough said.
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Much art and literature,finger painting and crayon work. has been devoted to the Belmont life style, “la vida loca”. Here we have one of the features of the Golden Lager square mile, the Belvidere, on the left near the roundabout.The Belvidere is unlikely to appear in Urbanspoon, that organ of hipsters with their heads firmly up their arses., but you are not going to be thinking about them while enjoying an ice cold Emu Export while chef Jim knocks up your delicious curried egg sandwich whilst the chemtails (Technetium 235) lighten up the atmosphere.
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Oddly enough, it still looks more appealing than New Canaan, CT, a John Cheeverish hell of key parties, Mid-century Modernism being rapidly demolished for steroid colonials and creeping Stepford Soccer Momism.
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You know what they say about people in Glass Houses…
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I disagree with what people say. People in New Canaan, CT, should throw stones – and have stones thrown – all day long.
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Not sure if you picked up my New Canaan landmark gag?
Mrs B and I visited New Canaan years ago. I agree – there was a definite Stepford vibe.
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I did indeed.
Nice house.
Pity about the neighbors.
I recall a game of charades where a player yelled out “New Canaan, Connecticut!” as a possible answer. The actual answer was “Quaaludes.”
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Happy New Year BSWAM!
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Yeh HNY frozen fellow Worster.
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BSWAM’s description of New Canaan looks amazingly on the money:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=New+Canaan+CT&FORM=HDRSC2
Still, no shark problem.
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And strikingly similar to Belmont, just like DFOC suggests.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Belmont%2C+Western+Australia&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq=belmont%2C+western+australia&sc=0-0&sp=-1&sk=
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Doesn’t look like any Belmont I’ve seen. Apart from the volcano.
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You’re thinking of Amity Island. Filmed on Martha’s Vineyard, home to many large sea-going carnivores. Plus, a shark.
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Umm…….Tom was a mad Red Dwarf fan back in the day and self tattooed his forehead with the word “Rimmer” without fully understanding the full and unfortunate associations of the phrase. Points?.
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