Krazy Kym and I were incandescent with rage after reading this yesterday. “Presents are easier to wrap when there’s not too much paper…sharp scissors and good-quality tape are a must.” And some people wonder why some newspapers are going the way of the dodo. 
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Using the good scissors to cut wrapping paper would have been a hanging offense in my childhood
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“The way you wrap should reflect who you are”.
FUCK. OFF.
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Anyone calling himself mrjasongrant has got to be a raving poof.
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Now Jason Alexander’s wrapping tips I like.
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Jason Christ FTW.
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Josh Chase runner-up.
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But so fabulous.
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If the way you wrap is a reflection on ones self, I must be some kind of aggressive primate. Fuck you article, I don’t need that kinda reflection so close to Xmas.
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And ‘How to wrap the perfect present’ misses the, er, report’s salient point.
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Usual stuff – “style” rather than substance.
Like much of the Xmas scene; a major marketing event having less relevancy every year.
A Pagan festival celebrating the Northern Winter solstice, hijacked by “christian” cults, turned into a cash grabbing mercantile bonanza and then translocated, holus bolus, into the heat of a Southern hemisphere Summer, compleate with ye fake snow, ice-imitating tinsel, plastic fir trees, Holly, and all the food appropriate to a cold climate banquet.
Bah! Humbug! (Preferably the cloves and minty kind.)
Yer mad, yer bastards.
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And worst of all, relevance !
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Where’s relevancy in that ?
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Jason’s mate Mr Edwards. How the fuck do you wrap one of these?
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I’d like to see any of them try and wrap a pair of Snuff’s Killer Bunny Slippers.
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