Summer’s comin’. You know it’s so when you see these beauties at City of Perth reception. Thongs at Council House? Yes. They’re also selling beachtowels (see price list below), and they don’t even have a beach! Not worst to CoP; worst to the other councils that aren’t offering relevant merch. No doubt powerful but elected John Carey will soon have berets for sale at Teh Vincent. Alas the CoP thongs are only size 8-10, so that rules out TLA’s prehensile feet. He still has his $15.99 cufflinks though. Will we soon see Bento in a Burgandy tie? He could do with some more necklacingwear. 
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I could get cufflinks and 2 fluro erasers and get change out of a 20?! Ahahahahaha – who’s pranked now, TLA?
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What would they charge for a Vincent beret, do you reckon?
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About RUB150, or trade for 2 lattes.
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Not. happening.
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Careful you don’t wear them too much. The spray paint might wear off and expose the bamboo.
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Is it true the ‘links were recycled from the teeth of Chinese factory workers?
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What’s the beachtowel look like. Big swan with crown on neck?
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A big fluffy white thing with the red cross Floreat emblem. I apologise for not getting a picture.
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If every cunts going to be wearing them I might as well get some Crocs.
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I guess it still shows she valued your presence 3 times less than mine
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2.68 times. And your value equivalent to half an umbrella.
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Looks like TLA’s rain is over…
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It’s like haiku commending. Not worth so much in itself. But the not being commended is the operative part.
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Does the She-Ra gold lame g-string come in an XXL?
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If i may interject. Anyone else bothered by the seemingly random monetary figures? An extra 50 cents here, an additional 75 cents there. Lets consider it the Scafaddi cut.
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