I tried, I really tried, to find a conjunction of piss and shit to mark the colours of Hawthorn football club for the grand final. I ranged the city from arsehole to breakfast. All I could find was this offering of piss and vomit. Let this stand for it all. Can I ask as a side question, why were Cockburn Thunder wearing white? What happened to the purple and green? They looked like ambulance workers.
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The Worst of Perth 
To match the flag they ran up.
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Second best is never good enough. Eh?!
Will you be joining the team to improve their chances?
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Not only can they not afford me, it would be most uncharitable to show them up.
p.s. Pleased to see your SOH bypass operation went well.
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According to Facebook, they wore their white strip because the AFL Establishment is biased against them and engineered it so they’d lose. Or something.
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Teh vibe in Freo is now like air out of a tire,making a slow, sad , farty noise.Thirty years ago they won the Amerika’s Kup. Snore. Still there is next year, and you have to lose one to win one.
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I’m hoping they lose several, which will be then termed say The Freebie Jeebies, or The Cocky Wobbles
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And the move to Cock-Burn seems to be under threat according to the paper. That would be a mistake.
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I hope my anti Fremantle bias won’t hurt my senate run. Voters wouldn’t be that petty would they?
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Dude that’s $185,000 p.a. for sfa you’re messing with there.
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Could I carry the Cock-Burn vote if I start pronouncing it as Coe burn?
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Fremantle voters are savvy enough to know when I’m joking, I’m sure.
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Have you registered the Teh Vibrancy Party yet? Got 500 members? Done your logo? (I know a friend of a mate’s sister who could do it for free).
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I don’t think they wanted that stupid premiership anyway.
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I was thinking that the same person auteured both liquids here, but maybe they wouldn’t have separated them if so. I’m trying to imagine, would you move to the next pole after vomiting, or would you just hose it down? Perhaps we will never know.
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Performance art – its about the vibe of Perth – fringe act Alexis Fettucine – explosive liquid emissions coordinated to Icehouse’s ‘Grate Suthin Bland’
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Simultaneous.
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So he’s having a slash and then turns his head left to park the vomit? perhaps. I have a suspicion that the onset of vomiting might shut off the waterworks. Is it possible to urinate and vomit at the same time? I don’t know. Like the murder of Shirley Finn, it may never be solved.
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i see you have magic powers.
you speak of shirley finn, and then there’s a call for an inquiry.
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Yikes.
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And the enquiry into this piss and vomit will also hit mysterious dead ends. Stymied.
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stymie-town.
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Stymie old town, stymie old town.
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i chucked my guts, by the gas works wall…
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Actually it’s Albert Facey House, if that scans.
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Must have been a bad pork roll.
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From Jamie’s just around the corner? Surely not.
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All I remember from Facey is farming pork when you’re broke. Council objected last time I tried it. Something about neighbour complaints. Wowsers.
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Cockburn Thunder or Peel Cock-Burners?
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Or the cock-burn peelers
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