Ah well. I laid in a goodly stock of vegetation pizza before bounce-down yesterday, but it wasn’t to be. Perhaps I should have got Shazza to fax me some non-meat parmy. 
Pete F eschewed footy for the Royal Show, and declined the offer of a personality test. He did seem a bit stressed though. 
Bento ignored the footy and the show: he grew sclerotic after reading about council election candidates in The Perth Voice: “Vincent giving Stalinism one more go: from the current Perth Pravda,” the ageing balcony-loving hipster says. “It’s pleasing to think the Voice may soon have a source left of that capitalist running dog Bluebeard Bainbridge.” 
Party time or no, it’s all been a bit to much for me. I’m a bit stressed! I’m off to Muzz Buzz, where the signz give me the shitz. Krazy Kym loves popping one of my hot buzz ballz in her mouth. 
Worst Talk
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Why didn’t they go with croizzant and zauzage roll, for conziztency’z zake?
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Ballz.
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And Do you LIKEZ Uz?
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Not stressed DFoC, that was the last of my battery. I wonder what L Ron Hubbard had to say about goats.
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Pretty much what Philip K. Dick had to say about sheep.
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Ain’t no fiesta Mexicana if it doesn’t come with papaya.
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No, Muzzy.
I do not “like” you.
Not in…that way.
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Every depiction of “food” in that banner is a shade of brown
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Was greeted at Muzz Buzz one day with, “What can I get for you bad katz?”
Never went back.
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But you ARE a bad kat.
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As long as he didn’t call you Tafecuntz.
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I’m a bit upset my new flyer has not been deemed worst-worthy btw.
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Was waiting for it. Not seen it.
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Has nobody got a flyer to send in?
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I can’t see one on the mattbuckels4vincent website.
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if you’re on the website… why would you want a PDF flyer? I can’t send you one myself that just wouldn’t be right. So many photos of me and my kids Bento would be seething with rage (again) for sure.
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He’s always seething about something.
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I seethe and I vote.
Pranked! No one votes in local government elections.
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The only councillor I know is mr Buckels. I don’t know who not to vote for in my area.
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People don’t vote in local elections because they don’t care. These people would make it a lot more interesting if they voted for the nuttiest candidate instead of not voting. hang on…
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It also wouldn’t be right for me to actually look for it. I won’t even search my own blog so unless someone is waving it angrily on my face ( the flyer to be clear ) it might as well be on the moon.
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On your face? ON YOUR FACE!
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You heard me.
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ok I’m going to make a fake email address to go incognito.
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Sorry – tech fail… too stupid to go incognito.
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