By Pete F. From his (I assume) hood Naval Base. 
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The Worst of Perth 
I pity the fule
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I’m willing to forgive any service station whose windscreen washing bucket is that plentiful and sudsy.
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Yes, those cunts that have a squeegie in plain water! No soap! Fuckers.
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Or soapy water and no squeegie. They tease you.
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If that’s a long handle squeegee, I am seriously considering driving to Naval Base for all my fule requirements. Where is Naval Base?
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Close enough for a pass in a modern education system. Displays an innovative and flexible approach to learning.
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I work in education and can confirm this.
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I new it.
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Piteus Fules indede.
Here’s Billiary Cliton interviewed by O’Slatter about the strategic importance of Perth.
BC: These waters are at the heart of the global economy and a key focus of America’s expanding engagement in the region – what we sometimes call our pivot to Asia.
O’S: Your waters : your pivot, are those references to downstairs action Billary ?
BC: We never actually left Asia. We’ve always been here and been a presence here. We consider ourselves a Pacific power. But in the 21st century it’s important that we make absolutely clear we are here to stay.
O’S: I am uplifted by all your American talk Billiary. But one minor detail : it is the Indian ocean is off to the left of you. What about General Petreus , hero of Baghdad?
BC: Well , Sir, if you get caught in the wrong maw you deserve all you get. Where is my husband Bill ?, I can’t see him
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Top scoop, Bill.
Can you confirm if she’s delaying her departure so she can go to BoFo??
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Never get involved in a landwar in Asia, or trust a Sicilian
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Do hope orbea didn’t fall dead here spontaneously…nah…inconceivable!
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If it’s Thursday it must be Duluth , Minnesota.
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Confessions of write trash.
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Wow we learn so much don’t we!
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i see you’ve learnt spelling and basic sentence construction.
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Exams over
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