Street Gold

The pissoirs have hit the streets of Perth bringing ooshta and vibrancy on one stinking yellow stream  – although they seem to be even more plein air than the raciest Paris has to offer. These are another Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi initiative? Will they be known as Lisas?

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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46 Responses to Street Gold

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    What was wrong with Murray Street?


  2. vegan says:

    how can i know they’re not daleks?


  3. Peter says:

    Ushered in under cover of darkness…….?


  4. pete says:

    When will they be bringing back spittoons?


  5. orbea says:

    “Six pints in, I’m off for a Scaff”


  6. RubyRuby says:

    5 years today since Mainy kicked it. Not sure if these would have helped or hindered.


  7. Dealer of Scarborough says:

    Men only?


  8. snave says:

    That’s disgraceful.

    The problem with street urination is simply that there are not enough public toilets for both genders, period. There appears to be some unwritten rule that you can’t have indoor urinals without shitters, and shitters evidently cost too much money to upkeep. Come 5 pm when Myer and the Carillion shut up shop, there are few options left. There needs to be a responsibility taken by local businesses to pick up the slack and provide for their patrons. The biggest offenders being smaller restaurants, bars and clubs with mismanaged queues and the worst offender of them all: Transperth.

    And no, those automated self-flushing toilets don’t count. More often than not they’re unusably filthy. I mean, when you have the walls flush, all it takes is for some drunk idiot to shit themselves on the floor and the machine then proceeds to do its damnedest to spread it over the rest of the cubicle for the remainder of the day.

    If I had to suggest a real solution, public bathrooms with a mix of sitter shitters and Asian squats to dilute the numbers, and naturally a stock of urinals thrown in against the forward wall in the men’s.


  9. Scanners says:

    The new Burswood footy oval is going to have an abundance of toilets, with the number sensibly favouring women. Completion date is 2018*, so if you can just hang on until then and then proceed to Burswood in an orderly fashion….
    *Subject to variation, most likely in the outward direction.


  10. Someone needs a shot of Luc Longley using one of these Lisas.


  11. JJ says:

    The ultimate commentary on this topic is to be found here


  12. orbea says:

    The Scaffs are moving, The Scaffs are moving


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