The pissoirs have hit the streets of Perth bringing ooshta and vibrancy on one stinking yellow stream – although they seem to be even more plein air than the raciest Paris has to offer. These are another Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi initiative? Will they be known as Lisas?
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The Worst of Perth 
What was wrong with Murray Street?
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how can i know they’re not daleks?
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I guess by the smell.
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How goes a Dalek smell?
It has no nose.
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Ushered in under cover of darkness…….?
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When will they be bringing back spittoons?
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At the same time as they reintroduce cuspidors.
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Meanwhile, in Shitsburgh…
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“Six pints in, I’m off for a Scaff”
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5 years today since Mainy kicked it. Not sure if these would have helped or hindered.
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White line fever?
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Men only?
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Well, in any case number ones only.
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We will see.
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TLA…sheltered life?!
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That’s disgraceful.
The problem with street urination is simply that there are not enough public toilets for both genders, period. There appears to be some unwritten rule that you can’t have indoor urinals without shitters, and shitters evidently cost too much money to upkeep. Come 5 pm when Myer and the Carillion shut up shop, there are few options left. There needs to be a responsibility taken by local businesses to pick up the slack and provide for their patrons. The biggest offenders being smaller restaurants, bars and clubs with mismanaged queues and the worst offender of them all: Transperth.
And no, those automated self-flushing toilets don’t count. More often than not they’re unusably filthy. I mean, when you have the walls flush, all it takes is for some drunk idiot to shit themselves on the floor and the machine then proceeds to do its damnedest to spread it over the rest of the cubicle for the remainder of the day.
If I had to suggest a real solution, public bathrooms with a mix of sitter shitters and Asian squats to dilute the numbers, and naturally a stock of urinals thrown in against the forward wall in the men’s.
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Do we remember that there used to be classic-style underground public toilets all over the city at main intersections? I’ll bet anything they’re sealed up but still there. Renovate and reopen them. (Then a tram system, a public baths and some tearooms plz.)
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i believe they have simply been filled in.
the state library have pics on their database of them in their glory days.
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That’s my fear too…but It’s Perth. Why do a proper job if we can half-arse it? Much easier to pour a slab over the top than actually fill something in fully. Friend of a friend who works for Leighton informed me of the number and variety of interesting void spaces encountered during construction of the Mandurah line tunnel…
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Including xxxxxxxxx x xxxxxxxxxx? Actually he’s more
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Email me a clue? I’m too stupid with tiredness to get the ref. Or just stupid.
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“xxxxxxx” to xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
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Glory hole days?
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Yeah, I was a child Cottager. (Learn something new every day…picked that one up tonight, reading about Alan Jones’ London exploits,)
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The glory holes have also been filled with rubble.
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Wou;ld have been a piss mansion virtually connecting She-Ra’s mansion with the treasury building. You don’t have to be Scooby Doo to see the possibilities there.
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Love that building. The records dungeon was an actual dungeon. For real, I swear.
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the basement is superb, especially when it’s pouring down with rain.
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The new Burswood footy oval is going to have an abundance of toilets, with the number sensibly favouring women. Completion date is 2018*, so if you can just hang on until then and then proceed to Burswood in an orderly fashion….
*Subject to variation, most likely in the outward direction.
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Someone needs a shot of Luc Longley using one of these Lisas.
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The ultimate commentary on this topic is to be found here
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I particularly like the way that bogans are in a classification separate to “locals”.
Obviously about “Perth” and not, say, Rockingham…
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But what is the alternative? A bladder full of crap beer has to be relieved either on a building or somewhere else.
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That’s what I said. “I’m drunk, right? I can piss in a pop-urinal, a dark corner or the toilet at a local place of business that some poor bastard has to clean”
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The paucity of those place of business dunnies is the problem.
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Wrong.
An over supply of alcohol addicted arseholes is the real problem.
Seeing “Jack Lives Here” posters on loungeroom walls and on flags adorning the windows of private dwelling, bears witness to the witlessness that pervades our society.
“Smartarsedness or Death”. OK!?
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But would having less toilets help with this?
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absolutely.
see rolly’s comments…
the fact that there might also be sobre punters in search of a toilet is neither here nor there, we need to punish the drunks by not providing toilets.
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I didn’t get corrected to fewer toilets either.
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he may be having a nap.
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Too busy to be bothered.
He knows better, so I presumed that it was either a bait or a simple, but not uncommon, lapse of mental acuity.
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Witness to the witlessness?
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A bit like that porn story “Wetnurse to the Prostitution”.
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Well you are going to love Curtin forcing the guild to cut tavern closing times from 12:30 to 9pm.
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not to mention smug, The Australian-reading merlot sippers fucken lounging around Shakespeare in the Park or whatever, kill them too
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The Scaffs are moving, The Scaffs are moving
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