By Cimbali. Fremantle Markets, well known cornucopia of worsts. Of course it could just be a bison penis hooked onto his belt. A baby bison who had it chopped off on a particularly cold day. I guess. I came for the willie. I stayed for the…whatever that stuff is.

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vibrancy alert:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wa/14982069/vibrant-perth-bid-to-draw-tourists/
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I like that they say how vibrant Perth is, and then say that if business doesn’t pick up this year everyone will go bust.
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Shark Hub motherfuckers! Shark Hub! I’m wasting gold on you fools.
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Last evening, I was a man eating shark.
A nice slice of Bronze Whaler.
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mmm bio-accumulation of PCB’s, luckily your old enough that it wont cause any problems
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yet another wasted opportunity in the story that is perth.
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I gotta get my hands on some of that Royalties for Regions funding. A big fat pinata just waiting to be wacked by my new consultancy, Vibrancy Solutions.
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I think I see your problem – intermedial spaces are like soooo April. VibrancySolutions.
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Are you in a tiltup in Subi?
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Pop-up in William Street, surely?
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Speaking of streets, are there any shops left open on teh arondissement’s zona rosa area? Every second place seems to be closed and empty Beaufort Mt Lawley? They can’t ALL have moved to Maylands?
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Shops can’t afford it. Bars and restaurants can afford it, but can’t provide enough on-site parking for Council. Round and round we go.
Do we have some sort of light we can shine into the sky to alert Duke Nukem Buckels?
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He must be out of Woogle range lately. Didn’t bite on whitegood rage either.
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So we’re trending Reeperbahn?
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Bathtub in South Freo where it’s at.
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How!
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Or more accurately – why??
Seriously, who buys this stuff? How do they sell enough of that crap to lease a market stall? IT DOESNT MAKE SENCE!
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Indian gift givers.
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Listened to the Chad’s Tree compile today, loving the photos!
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Those Snarski boys are good-looking.
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True
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