I’m grateful to David ‘Jezza’ Bell for the first four pics. WA is turning into a gaint Airstrip One, where Cessnas disgorge flouro-vested workers who dream of guitar-shaped barbeques.
Maths was never my best subject, but if the artwork is $250, and the shoot is $69, then the hair and make up must be $230, yes? These figures are comfortably within the FIFO Pert CPI, if so.
As the FIFOisation of the nation occurs, so does the degradation of the language. No free range nonsense – those are cage eggs.
The FIFO younglings husband their energy and demand to be towed around the zoo.
The adults steer their Montereys to Rottnest and hunt quokkas for sport.
Catch you over Eggs Benno in the Chestnut Tree Cafe!
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Zoltan Kovac’s textual analysis of ‘Fifty Shade of Grey’ in Teh West yesterday was the funniest thing I have read this month.
it was like watching a caveman stare at a telephone, wondering where the voices were coming from.
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Oh, I agreed with him.
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Did you get to Hulbert Street this weekend, shazz?
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Is that this weekend? I thought it was next week. But no I shan’t be making it this year as I have more pressing matters.
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I’m sure we’ve all wondered why Japanese people answer the phone with Moshi moshi. The story goes that ghosts can’t recognise a word if it’s said twice in succession, and so it was a way for people to check that it wasn’t a ghost calling them.
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Oh my. Kovacs decrying a phrase as “grandmotherly”.
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1 cig ? Certainly, sir.
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Is the clothing on the mannequin offered as an option for the ‘glamour’ shot?
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Surely the clients would have their own?
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