Glock

One from I Clavdivis that brer Bento didn’t get to. I Clavdivis says,

“We went down to the Whalesong Festival in Augusta this weekend. Nice family event, kiddies singing and dancing, Viral Youtube sensation Deb “Spoons”Perry” playing her cutlery, Oldies from the aged care facility all smiling and laughing…

Suddenly someone notices that the six year olds are using their newly developed grasp of the written word to repeat this guys message on his shirt.

Mums rushing to protect the little-ees from the sentiment, angry Dads pointing and grumbling and holding each other back from remedying the situation, no doubt wishing they had access to their own Glocks to put the message into practice.

No, not a beligerent 15 year old hoodie, as you’d expect to be wearing this type of fashion, but a stupid old grey haired fart about 60 + years old.
A great way to get noticed but somewhat dangerous given the situation. Perhaps a touch Darwinian?”

Yikes. Thanks IC. The pic is small, but shirt says “Glock. When you positively have to shoot some cunt in the face. Accept no substitute”  This is not the type of worst you’d expect from a whalesong festival. Who would have thought that the biggest dickhead there wouldn’t be wearing handstitched rags. This is the sort of place as previously discussed, where you’d expect the sale of home made soap by those who appear to never have used the stuff. And yet this knob tops the lot. Nice work.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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19 Responses to Glock

  1. It’s a bastardised (galling) Tarantino (galling) quote (galling) (Jackie Brown [ super galling]) which makes it all the more galling. Otherwise a Glock shirt at a whalesong festival is pretty fucking cool if you ask me.

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  2. NF#1 says:

    Unnecessary quotation marks are surely the true crime here.

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  3. Shazza says:

    Is the blue bracelet one of those ‘support a cause’ things? What a mixed bag.
    Perhaps he can’t read and just liked the picture.

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  4. Snuff says:

    Let’s not be coy. I think we know what the real worst is here.

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  5. skink says:

    I went to that Walesong festival and there wasn’t a male voice choir to be found

    thank-you, I’m here all week, try the onomi sashimi

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  6. rottobloggo says:

    Hang on: is that Shazza in the red beanie??

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