One from I Clavdivis that brer Bento didn’t get to. I Clavdivis says,
“We went down to the Whalesong Festival in Augusta this weekend. Nice family event, kiddies singing and dancing, Viral Youtube sensation Deb “Spoons”Perry” playing her cutlery, Oldies from the aged care facility all smiling and laughing…
Suddenly someone notices that the six year olds are using their newly developed grasp of the written word to repeat this guys message on his shirt.
Mums rushing to protect the little-ees from the sentiment, angry Dads pointing and grumbling and holding each other back from remedying the situation, no doubt wishing they had access to their own Glocks to put the message into practice.
No, not a beligerent 15 year old hoodie, as you’d expect to be wearing this type of fashion, but a stupid old grey haired fart about 60 + years old.
A great way to get noticed but somewhat dangerous given the situation. Perhaps a touch Darwinian?”
Yikes. Thanks IC. The pic is small, but shirt says “Glock. When you positively have to shoot some cunt in the face. Accept no substitute” This is not the type of worst you’d expect from a whalesong festival. Who would have thought that the biggest dickhead there wouldn’t be wearing handstitched rags. This is the sort of place as previously discussed, where you’d expect the sale of home made soap by those who appear to never have used the stuff. And yet this knob tops the lot. Nice work.
The Worst of Perth 
It’s a bastardised (galling) Tarantino (galling) quote (galling) (Jackie Brown [ super galling]) which makes it all the more galling. Otherwise a Glock shirt at a whalesong festival is pretty fucking cool if you ask me.
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Yes, maybe he’s bought soap there before.
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Another one in the therapy triptych. Let it all hang out , display your psychopathology, ego-ed on by Whalesongers no doubt.
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I have a hunch Mr Glock is wearing Bento Boyfriend Boots.
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Unnecessary quotation marks are surely the true crime here.
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Yes. Where’s Bethany?
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Is the blue bracelet one of those ‘support a cause’ things? What a mixed bag.
Perhaps he can’t read and just liked the picture.
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Actually think it’s one of those powerbands, which would fit well with the shirt as only absolute cockheads would buy one
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http://www.ekenpowerbands.com.au/
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Oh FFS!
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Let’s not be coy. I think we know what the real worst is here.
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That’s absolutey a worst Snuff.
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absolutey positivey
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I went to that Walesong festival and there wasn’t a male voice choir to be found
thank-you, I’m here all week, try the onomi sashimi
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Hang on: is that Shazza in the red beanie??
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I haven’t owned a Holly Hobby skirt since Ra Ra’s came in dude.
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You might as well be speaking Chinese to Cohen. I’ve seen him in public – he has no awareness beyond duffel coats and promotional ties.
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I’m familiar with Mandarin and Cantonese, but not “Chinese” – please explain?
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I rest my case.
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