De-Gifting

Well I wanted to thank Bento and Outrage for keeping the worsts coming while in Chinser land. I saw the perfect gifts for them. I could – still can see Outrage in this shorts belt combo, and was there ever more a Bento boot than the boyfriend boot?
Unfortunately their dollar value exceeded their irony value, so I kept looking. The bad taste t shirts were exactly like bad taste t shirts here, so I finally found the perfect gift, obscure Chinese piss. Tragically, since I was transiting rather than exiting Hong Kong, I wasn’t allowed to take them on the plane. Had to throw them in the bin. So I will have to find some other way to thank them. 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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24 Responses to De-Gifting

  1. rottobloggo says:

    Just as well: the warm beer-drinking Bento would have been quaking in his boyfriend boots at the thought of manly liquor.
    I, however, can (to paraphrase Colonel Trautman) drink things that would make a billy goat puke.

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  2. skink says:

    I wouldn’t have bothered

    while you were away DFOC’s puns were so lame he is currently seeking asylum in Ecuador

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  3. Shazza says:

    Oh yeah, I can see those boyfriend boots out on the juliet balcony.

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  4. valerie woodruffe never silenced says:

    In your absence there are two worthy candidates for the order of your BOOT

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  5. Bento says:

    Thank you for my picture of booze, TLA. It feels like Facebook 2008.

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  6. Bento says:

    Is that a Cocos on the crotch?

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  7. Exotic bin-liqour? Should’ve gone the therapeutic mushroom route

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  8. The Legend 101 says:

    Chinese Liqour?

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