I can’t wait to go to Japan. Their crime reporters work hard, Krazy Kym and I can re-enact the getting off scenes from Lost in Translation, and there are lots of flags to collect. Our colleague Snuff is there, of course, and he was kind enough to send these images – which make me want to go even more. ありがとうございます!
“Recently I snapped a possibly worst building in Mishima and was reminded that it’s been an age since I submitted any images, and so I’ve attached a travelogue for your perusal. Is it worst ? I dunno.”
“Next is a new drink which had me thinking of orangutans, their vaginas, and then, naturally, Gina. How do you pronounce that, anyway?”
“Next up is a restaurant in Kamakura where one Tapas just isn’t enough.”
“Then some boozies from a rapidly vanishing worst in Osaka, the ill-fated Festivalgate amusement park. I’m glad I got plenty of pics of it while it was defunct, yet extant.”
“And just on amusement, the text suggests a person will find happiness at this Tokyo store in 3 minutes, not for 3 minutes … or something.”
“Which takes us to Hokkaido, and something for those with an affection for Toyota Crowns and Nissan Cedrics.”
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Nice work Snuff, festival gate sounds remarkably Simpsons like.
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Monorail ! An amusement park in an area almost all Japanese assiduously avoid was a bold try, and then it was never going to be able to compete with Universal Studios. Having said that, SpaWorld right next door does a roaring trade. Must be the Mugwort Moxibustion.
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Sensational Snuff san.
I assume Bento will have a comment about this, http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/car-crashes-into-beechboro-living-room-20120615-20e7g.html
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What sort of insurance handles that kind of damage bill? Is it the third party insurance that is levied with car rego fees?
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That only covers third party personal, not property, if I’m right. But you raise an excellent point RR. Given the frequency of car in outer suburban lounge events, perhaps they should just include a levy on rego.
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I doubt there is a single insurer prepared to write car vs living room insurance in WA. It might be easier to put a VN Commodore on the house and contents.
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Might change if the lounge suite the commodore hits is the one Troy Buswell is sleeping on
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Or perhaps we just amend the BCA to require front walls to be frangible, like the light poles along the freeway.
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Perth loungeroom Commodare combos are also fungible. Fungible and frangible.
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Yes it would cover the child/grandmother who -only just minutes before was sitting where that Commodore is now, but not property.
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I‘m sorry, but I can‘t see that getting off with a taxi will ever catch on.
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Boo. That is the mind-set preventing Teh Pert from becoming a vibrancy hub.
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Vibrancy=three minutes happiness with a taxi then. Mind you, you see that sort of thing in South Freo all the time. Up the exhaust pipe cheaper than local knock shop I suppose.
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Where is that drink made?, Asian writing but french sticker.
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Dianella
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my favourite japanese product is Homosagi bratwurst.
unfortunately labelled “Homo sausage”
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Late Twentieth Century Simile Nostalgic
http://www.abc.net.au/news/4073642
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Just chunking over.
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In unfunny response to the caption, the phoneticised pronunciation below the brand name is “oranjiina”.
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