A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors.
Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite Mercy Hospital, anyway.
Krazy Kym has been dropping hints all week about with what she wants me to stuff her stockings, but I got the message loud and clear these Linneys creations are not required.
I am baffled. Armageddon happened on Wednesday and I missed it.
Stop the shuttlecock-bashing, skull-worshipping, Santa-pantsing, end-of-the-world madness. Just stop it.
The Worst of Perth 
Merry Christmas Everyone!
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oh just fuck off will you
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i’m with krazy kym on the rings.
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Yes!
They should have rubies or red garnets for eyes.
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WAST?
Is that archaic for *was*?
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western *something* summer time?
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“archaic” – ie in common usage during your childhood, Rolly?
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‘T befalls us all ultimately, child.
Ever think of the shape that you’ll be in beyond the next half century?
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Gen Y already treat me as if I’m an obsolete old fogey…
So… I think I have a fair idea…
*sigh*
Hopefully I’ll grow up to have something as cool as the Barravan, though.
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It’s now clear what DFOC would be happy and excited to get. Which reminds me.
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Ain’t no party like an S-Club party!
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I see what you did there.
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krysma – we know it’s you Justin.
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I held my high note and my rectum prolapsed
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At least they are not having a Christmas Pogrom.
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“Hold your high”?
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Well, don’t you?
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Christopher Hitchens dead
now Vaclav Havel dead
these things come in threes
so it’s not looking good for Molly
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Are you playing a game of “pick the odd one out”?
I don’t recall that Hitchens or Havel ever depended on headwear as an image-making “thing”… amirite?
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Meldrum family deny Molly was “up some dude” when he fell off the ladder.
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KK got into Facebook strife for suggesting he’d been on the electric soup.
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from who?
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Some 720 handwringer – no biggie.
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Fell off the back of a motorcyclist?
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I did notice that they were very careful to say he was putting up Christmas Lights, and resisted the temptation to say he was stringing up some fairy lights
not that there’s anything wrong with that
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Thing is, I assumed everyone hated Molly. That craptacular countdown and the execrable John Inman like stuff on the execrable Hey hey, but the Prime Minister is wishing him speedy recovery. Wot fuck? The worst person to be influential in Australian music nearly dies, and I assumed people would be, while not acually wishing him a painful death like…quite relived.
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If you’re not famous at 14, you’re finished
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This is the better version
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Molly’s safe. It was Kim Jong Il that croaked.
I was right about them coming in threes, though.
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Molly is safe.
Vale, Dear Leader…
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Kim Jong Il rounds out the trifecta. Molly is surely safe now.
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The TWOP hive mind in action. Beautiful.
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Unless he’s the start of another three with Wilbur and Red?
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this awful stage-managed outpouring of grief,
amongst a people so poor they can’t afford shoes.
I’m so glad I don’t live in Mandurah
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Or Northam.
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Coodanup – Eternal Leader Paddi Creavey
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have you read guy rundle’s piece on kim jong dead at crikey?
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Rundle has started to trigger my gag reflex. He wrote a rather snide obituary of Hitchens that had the slight whiff of bitterness about it. you got the feeling that Rundle resented that that Hitchens was a left(ish) journalist who was intelligent, funny, and got laid, and Rundle, though he styles himself in that mold, has failed to achieve any of that.
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As someone advised a young Martin Amis: never refuse offers of sex or TV appearances.
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never refusing sex – such a bloke thing.
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was that Martin Amis, or Molly Meldrum?
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What was North Korea piece today all about? Meandering to nowhere, other than to say he once went to Pyongyang in the 80’s
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The equivalent of “I only met Hitch once…”.
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Even trying to skive off work, I couldn’t get past the first few paras.
I think I’ll stick to Korean language sources…
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He’s like the Philip Adams of the independent media. Complete with brown nosing followers.
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skink, we like Mandurah.
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who’s ‘we’ ?
I’m glad you like Mandurah. You just stay there. No reason for you to leave. Don’t go clogging up the freeway coming to Perth only to stand at the bottom of the escalators wondering whether it’s the devil’s work
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Fuck, from Mackay to Mandurah, the seventh circle of hell, you poor cunts
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orbea, I take it you haven’t been to Mackay…
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25 other letters in the alphabet
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‘We’ is us. A&M. Cunt.
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A & M? the record company?
I love that Tijuana Brass.
glad to know you’re living in Mandurah. First Hank Marvin, then Lucky Oceans, now Herb Alpert. That would be quite a jam session down Clancy’s on a Sunday
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I see that the Peel Inlet is going to breed a plague of mosquitoes this summer. This is surely some sort of divine retribution. Let’s face it, it’s what Mandurah deserves. Well, it deserves brimstone raining from the skies, but mosquitoes will do nicely to be going on with.
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…or helicopters raining methoprene from the skies
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I’d prefer DDT.
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Does it work on crabs?
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If, by “work on crabs?”, you mean “does it fuck them?”, then, yes.
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Shoeless and drunken
We Mandurah defenders
V8 kebab death
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Beautiful work NF#1.
Now for the t-shirt, then the tattoo’s begin to appear.
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Ruxton is gone. Is this a new trifecta? Is Molly back in the doldrums?
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Now that cunt definitely deserves a good riddance.
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Molly’s back in the game, although he seeems to be recovering. Possibly just to jack up the odds.
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Normie Rowe is whooping’ it up tonight.
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OMG this has happened before
http://yelpar.blogspot.com/2011/10/stop-in-name-of.html
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On the third day he rose from teh grave … … because Tuesday is badmington night.
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Badmingetwon?
is that near Penis City?
is it in the Swan Valley?
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Upper Swan?
Not this little black duck!
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Krazy Kym says sign fixed – Vanished Worst!
TWoP spake, and the world listeneth.
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