Thee Happy Slayer (was that extra ‘e’ a typo Hapz?) Sent a rather unnervingly high quality C&B from the amphitheatre at Harvey Dam. I hadn’t heard of the place. It looks a little sophisticated for rurotards, and charging $128.80 for a family runion there is totes city prices. Good Day Harvey dam. I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!!. Zombie Cock immediately reminded me of another pic from borderline rurotardia (Kalamunda) by Jaidyn Jaxxon, of a teatowel of someone who also has always struck me as a bit of a dick too, Ian Parmenter. Uncanny resemblance to Zombie Cock no? Zombie Cock’s crown seems to have been modelled on Parmenter’s beret as seen in the link! Both pieces have the quintessential bad WA brick too. Is Ian Parmenter an irrational hatred? He still annoys me. All that nauseating banter about the wine while cooking. He was the Eoin Cameron of TV chefs. I think he inhabits Margaret River these days (natch) which is as good a reason as any for a bypass road. 
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The Worst of Perth 
From the “Big Tree” in the Harvey attractions link: “Tourists in this area is (sic) not encouraged due to safety reasons.”
They then give the exact location of the tree.
From the Ian Paramenter link on Selector Magazine: “Ian Parmenter talks about Selector Magazine and congratulates them on there 10th year!”—this being posted by the magazine itself.
What a grate magazine it must be. Cun’t wait to read a issue.
Also, I confess that the American Civil War museum in Harvey slightly freaks me out, rather like a Tasmanian prison colony museum cropping up somewhere in Wisconsin.
The kangaroo in the backpack is cute as hell though. Wildlife in the Catskills tends to be not cute. Too many claws and fangs and other sharp edges. Oh yeah–and rabies.
Don’t forget the rabies.
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There’s a Civil war museum in Hrvey? I did not see that.
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The “Featured Wood Gallery and Museum.” Also features Australian bushranger history and is a shop of contemporary wooden furniture.
They have a life-size diorama of the Union Army advance, a Civil War cannon and a Native American Teepee, among other items.
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Yikes! I hope there’s a replica General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard. In Harvey? Why? Inland from the coast, it will never really be anything interesting. Not really on the highway to anywhere interesting either.
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Settled in 1840. So Port Ewen’s drive through bank was already 100 years old.
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Speaking of the drive-through bank, they “incorporated the beautiful centuries-old stone into the new facade.”
So technically it is a building that dates from 1739-2011.
Which looks like ass.
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In Perth we would’ve crushed them to rubble, and used it in the drive thru road base.
Actually, no we wouldn’t. We would’ve crushed them to rubble, and then trucked it to landfill, and dug new roadbase in Wattleup and trucked that to the site.
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He used to have a 5 minute recipe show on tv in 80s. I couldn’t find any clips.
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Well the clip you did find was truly unsettling
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i loved it as a child
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“Tourists in this area is (sic) not encouraged due to safety reasons” is WA reverse psychology (see Registered Lawn) to encourage
legendsmoronsvisitors. As for the American Civil War, I imagine the Museum is based on this authoritative documentary, and I was born a Wilton Parmenter …LikeLike
Melody Patterson for mine
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AgarnOrbs, I don’t know why they say you’re so dumb.LikeLike
What old man?
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Not liking brick is un-Western Australian.
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…and thankyou Len Buckeridge
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Good Grief!
He’s almost as good looking as our Gina.
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…and thankyou anti-MRRT protestor
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…sorry that should be Johanna Lacson’s step sister
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Thats not nice
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Not nice at all, nor the ethics.
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ethics of brick
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why build in brick when a humpy will do
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Was’nt it Ian Parmenter that had a Consuming Pasion with oven buns back in the 80’s which resulted in a child called Julia, or am I getting my wires crossed
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I drew the caricature of IP! I’m so proud to have something on TWOP!
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Well you made him look better than reality. As you did with kangaoos that box. Kudos.
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Wait, demon cock is professionally done…Did you..?
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Sadly the drawing we submitted was not chosen.
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The whole pitch system is totally corrupt. They probably went for one of those bogus, “Design our zombie cock for free” competitions.
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You drew Zombi Cock?
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Why are the parameters of this site so full of cocks with so few cunts
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well, you’re here
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search flange. They’re out there.
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Just what I’ve been waiting for…
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One of the most dumbest things on this site.
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You are.
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One of the most dumb things on this site.
One of the dumbest things on this site.
Cunt
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gold.
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another faux legend?
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I blame the Jews.
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Mel Gibson?
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“I would like to meet the fearless anti-Jew warrior, Melvin Gibson. We agree with his comments that the Jews started all wars. We also have proof that they were responsible for killing off all the dinosaurs. And Hurricane Katrina – they did it.”
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You will meet him on tomorrow’s post.
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Excellent.
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