In some parts of Australia you’d see hubcaps by the road. In South Australia it’s toilet seats according to Tullio.
Tullio also saw some South Australian humour, which although influenced by German settlement, is still sharp.
The Duck Toucher saw a tree with sex on it in Port Hedland. Sure. Closest they get up that way. South Hedland is a different matter obviously.
Daniel T says, “You’ve never replied to my emails about photos I’ve sent, maybe it’s because I’m not a high class citizen or so.”But this will be my last one.” Dude don’t ever give up. Royal Perth Hospital.
And an attempted tableau from Blake (Didn’t you have a twop name? Can’t remember). Out the front of Gazman, Witchery Man and Bang & Olufsmen apparently. Subi? Witchery Man.?Jeeezarse. Even a metrosexual would give pause at such a shop.
Worst well.
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Did you take a dump in the roadside bogseat Tullio? Classy.
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Chortle. Those wacky Hahndorf
ianswegiansmeisters. In Hedland they rip off your hubcaps for said purpose. And in Subi, they use pizza boxes, apparently.LikeLike
heh heh…
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Of course. And I left the seat down for you…
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Thanks darling. Who says romance is dead.
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nothing says long term commitment like toilet seat consensus
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Gold…
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Is the Royal Perth One near to any sign indicating the Cathedral? Or just a random cry in the wilderness against the organisation of religion?
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Wot no BLO ME? That said, another nice Weekend WO.
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No that’s a definite.
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Yes, a poor submission. Still trying to get decent scans and so on of the good ones. Anyway, this is seriously floating my boat at the moment:
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Actually blo me was on the blocks for this week until cafe bar and gay spinnaker knocked it down the queue.
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Fair enough – Gay Spinnakers was a more than worthy Worst.
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I want a supply of those ‘mind poison’ stickers.
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When I was grad student there was a poster near my desk that had a small poster that read “Please do not genuflect, people are thinking”. This was illustrated with a crucifix in place of the cigarette in the ubiquitous no-smoking sign. Might try and dig it up…
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a poster had a small poster? wow intertextual, did they go to the high court for a ruling?
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How did that toilet seat get there, Anyway im anoucing that I WILL BUNBURY FOR 3 DAYS STARING FROM TOMOROW SO DONT WORRY IF I’M NOT HERE, ALSO TAKE CARE OF THIS SITE EVERYONE AND MAKE SURE THEY BEHAVE T.L.A, sorry I pressed caps lock by accident.
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In Bunbury for 3 days staring fron tomorrow? What will you be staring at?
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Moles
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My mistake, I ment Starting
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How did that toilet seat get there ? Anyway, I’m announcing that I will be in Bunbury for 30 days starting from tomorrow, so don’t worry if I’m not here. Also, please take care of this site everyone, and please make sure they behave TLA.
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Is Bunburying like felching? Lo I Bunbury’d lonely as a cloud, until all was Eaton.
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Possibly something to do with Namio Harukawa’s artwork, orbs. Brave souls may view more here.
WARNING : Links NSFW
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^Why TL101 goes Bunburying, three days of that will test anyones resilience.
Nice art
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that’s what she said.
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Im A Boy, Agreed Orbea i call Bunbury that wannabe city!.
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I’m a boy. Agreed Orbea, I call Bunbury that wannabe city!
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But my Ma won’t admit it?
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But if I say I am, I get it!
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I is Blake, forgot to include my TWOP name. The pizza was very tempting, almost had a bite.
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I was just having a look at this site today and the Perth show will be at the ‘Capitol Theatre’. But check out the photo on the website. We wish!
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That Capitol is on Swanston St in Melbourne. Still a music venue I think.
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Image #2 on Google Images for ‘Capitol Theatre Perth’. Looks to be a disappeared Perth venue…
http://innopac.slwa.wa.gov.au/record=b1919695
At 10 William St.
http://www.pictureaustralia.org/apps/pictureaustralia?action=PADisplay&mode=display&rs=resultset-4248169&no=4
Any old timers remember this?
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I think this is the place the The Boroughs are after. The original Capitol was demolished in the late 60’s, and replaced with this. I would so love to have caught the double bill of Roy Orbison and the Stones there in ’65.
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If you love Melbourne so much then why don’t you just go ahead and move there?
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Subiaco is the new Northbridge.
With higher rents.
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I believe I covered both those holes in the sunday times.
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Who reads the Sunday Times? I think it is only published so people working at Teh Worst can feel better about themselves.
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I have to admit I didn’t buy it even when I was in it.
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What do you mean “new”? Subi’s always been shit.
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The German influence in SA makes me suspect that there’s an inspektionsregal to be found another fifty metres on down the road.
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