The street art friends move to Northbridge. And Golden Boy gets a surprise stiffy. Ah fuck it, I’ll add the mo as well. Clancy’s Applecross.
Worst Talk
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Gratified to see the apostrophe appear correctly in the graffiti.
If this gets indexed right, you’re going to end up with some more interesting search results, TLA.
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Northbridge has to much of that stuff!
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MUM?
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What The Hell!
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I was watching Jennifer Byrne’s book show last night, and TWO people used the words ‘at first blush’
both shoes at the telly
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Thats a very stupid thing to do, you must have been Angry or Upset, I think thats a bad phrase to, Did you break the T.V?
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Seriously, Biro?
Could they not afford a jumbo artline texta?
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It looks like, on Beaufort Street, too much vibrancy is never enough:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wa/9963795/club-windows-fall-foul-of-council/
(How is there no tag for Worst Bar? Does Malt not count as a bar? I’ve never been hip enough to go.)
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Ha, I forgot it was called Malt! Only know it as Enders. Is in the paper today for having menacing windows or something.
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Oh, that was your link.
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Yes. The windows need to open so there can be interaction with the street.
I once had dinner at Gogo’s (before they closed it in) and there was far too much interaction with the street.
I mean, if I were paying $300 for a bottle of Moet at Malt I’d not want to be bothered by the riff-raff stumbling up from the Scotsman.
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You could get the smell from the new toilets next door.
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I keep meaning to get a shot of the faux-Federation crapper now that they have added an art deco litter bin to it
no, you didn’t need to XXX my last post. Last time I was in Malt, there were a lot of men with too much hair product and eastern European accents, flashing wads of used bank notes. They may have merely got their fashion tips from watching eighties Al Pacino movies.
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I was afraid you were referring to some Enders partner.
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How the fuck are the clients supposed to have gang bangs with the windows open? Bureaucracy gone mad.
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I dream of a movie/play/musical that could be staged at The Astor:
“No Sex Please, We’re Beaufordians.”
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“Chariots of Fire”, where hipsters are ritually dunked in petrol, nailed to their fixies and set alight pedalling down Beaufort St towards Highgate.
They win if they make it to the Ellington, though extra points are gained if they can identify the site of the Civic.
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It’s called the civic something so not too hard.
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through a melting fringe? I think not
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I’ve been.
unless you’re a has-been footballer, or xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx who wants to hang out with ex-footballers, or a brittle blonde who wants to shag a footballer and maybe get on a reality TV show, or a blind gay interior designer, then it’s probably not for you
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Did I have to x that? Don’t know.
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I am totally an xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Totally.
(I wish I knew what that said. Short of a potential rapist joke you’ve pretty much covered all the cliches. Well, except for sports reporters).
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So the blank windows are better than opening ones then. Who would want to see those bunches of cunts, especially if you could be one of them?
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I accidentally went on Saturday night and can vouch for the above description.
If you can imagine a cross between the Brownlows, an expensive brothel, and a meat-market nightclub in a provincial British city, then you thankfully have no need to go to Malt and check out this winning combo for yourself.
Plus the music is older than most of the punters. They actually played the Spice Girls, unironically as far as I could tell. Worst in almost countless ways.
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Can someone please explain why the West makes their photos clickable, only to provide a ‘full size’ photo exactly the same size as the thumbnail pic with the story?
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star fucking
also adds click through stats
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the answer to that would be the same as the answer to any question that begins ‘Why does The West…’
‘because they are pissant parochial fuckwits’
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Well, I sometimes forget to press no link button myself, but to give them credit, they are cunts, so…
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OK, Quincy’s over. What’s good bofo mofos?
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Buckels, should jump ship, and bring some of that Vincent magic to the 50 metre Golden Strip of Stirling (bofo north of waco)
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So are you going inside the Oswal ruins?
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ha! I actually thought about it after seeing the photos…but, I presume it’s guarded pretty well. Must be worth a crack I guess.
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Well the gates were “padlocked”. and by “padlocked” I mean padlocked.
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expat punjabi rent-a-cop sitting in a car 24 hours a day padlocked?
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Unless there’s dogs, It didn’t look too hard to penetrate. peppy Grove neighbours may have speed dial to the Stasi though.
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The neighbours are totally protective over the Pancake and Radish legacy?
I thought they would be renting out sledgehammers – cheap price.
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Perhaps they will be willing to turn a blind eye. Normally they would totally call the cops if someone was Darching on a neighbours front step.
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The neighbours are totally protective over the Pancake and Radish legacy?
PG Shire dont bank ANZ
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