Cover my hairy shift

Another opaque Perth masterpiece by James N. (Wait, Purple Wyrm?) Every week to the hairdresser? To have what? Sex on the piles of old hair? And isn’t this the sort of note that should be handwritten? Printed, it has the feel of a latent laminator. Nedlands.

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31 Responses to Cover my hairy shift

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Maybe they just shift work to get money to spend at the hairdresser.

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  2. RubyRuby says:

    Where was this found? More background? Or is the riddle wrapped in mystery tied with enigma…part of the appeal?

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  3. sharon says:

    It’s a code…

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  4. Margeryx says:

    Illuminati involvement for sure.

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  5. JaneZ says:

    Who the hell says “twice a fortnight”?

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  6. rottobloggo says:

    What is it about Nedlands? The ultra-opaque Lindy Rosenwax tableaux was from there, too…

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  7. Purple Wyrm says:

    In fact the note was lying in the road a mere two metres away from the site of the Lindy Rosenwax atrocities.

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    • rottobloggo says:

      This is concerning.

      I wonder if the Stargate has been affected by the heavy rain, and is beaming down onto Hampden Road in error and interfering with the space/time continuum.

      Either that, or 2011 Inseminators have been recruited by ‘Truthers to mess with our minds…

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      • Purple Wyrm says:

        Or vice-versa?

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      • Rouei says:

        The stargate does not interfere with the space/time continuum (it tunnels through it), and if it was ‘beaming down’ onto Hampton Road there would be a large hole cut out of the tarmac. If you’re going to conspiracy theorize using contemporary science fiction references at least be accurate about it…unless you are referring to something else in which case I apologise.

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  8. poor lisa says:

    Though not in the vicinity, I hypothesise:

    Firstly, that it’s related to this:
    https://theworstofperth.com/2011/05/03/the-court-hotel-i-will-survive/

    Secondly, that the twice weekly appointments are related to the requirement for waxing or trimming of some sort due to bad rostering practices.

    BTW Lindy Rosenwax, doesn’t that sound like a drag name?

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    • JaneZ says:

      It does. It’s all falling into place. Perhaps a rosenwax is some sort of pube control procedure a drag artiste needs to have a hairdresser perform regularly… maybe even twice a fortnight?

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  9. Mike says:

    I would guess it is to save the person going to the hairdressers twice a week to stop their hair falling out or turning Grey or something stress related, smart ass letter torn in half and driven over.

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