Tshirt design. Added Ammonia rain. It’s up.
Worst Talk
AHC McDonald on Jesus saves to D drive Anonymous on Jesus saves to D drive Ringo dingo on Pizza Showtime! Paul D Gregory on Pizza Showtime! Ringo dingo on Pizza Showtime! Scott Barkla on Mike Hunt liam g on Poseidon’s Penis skink on A Two Snack Solution AHC McDonald on A Two Snack Solution skink on A Two Snack Solution Anonymous on Squeal like a Pig Anonymous on Chinky Chow Laurel Cetinic Dorol on Rooting on The Wrackline Cass nicholas on Alexander The Great’s… What Eva on The Lament of The Six Mil… Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
J’adore!!!
LikeLike
I have some type and font jiggering to do.
LikeLike
some glitter floating around inside the dome would be nice.
LikeLike
Some plastic over the image, containing liquid and real sparkles (perhaps in the shape of ammonia molecules) would really add some retro ’80s zing.
LikeLike
I *LIKE* where you’re taking this concept. Ameliorates my disappointment that this is not an ACTUAL snow dome. 80s-tastic, indeed!
LikeLike
jaundice? or just too much dahl?
LikeLike
Superb: a must-have for Fathers’ Day.
With a Made in China thingy??
LikeLike
Can we have miniature meat pies floating around? Will buy again A+
LikeLike
excellent. I foresee a long product line of shoddy Twop knick-knacks
how about:
1. letter opener fashioned after the Cottesloe pylon
2. Patti Chong Space Hopper
3. Max Kay tartan oven gloves
4. Lisa Scaffidi teatowel
5. tin opener styled after Basil Zempilas’ nose
LikeLike
I want Duke Nukem car flags on the market before the Local Government elections in October. Get on it.
LikeLike
put me down for a patti chong space hopper. with glitter.
LikeLike
I’d like to see a roll of wrapping paper à la Boans, but with TWOP in the box instead of the department store’s name (in Microgramma no less), with sketches of various tableaux of Worsts and instead of store locations, a list of legendary Worst sites, like Cash Twon, Chopstix, the (newly dubbed) Oswal Peppermint Dome and Happy Haven (feel free to add to the list , fellow TWOPpers).
The perfect wrapping for the totally inappropriate gift…would love to see how much that’d fetch at a modern antiques store!
LikeLike
I think TLA could sell it by the metre. I’d buy it! Maybe just Winton’s bare feet on the beach to represent the Rising Water post?
LikeLike
A Children’s version, covered in Pizza Showtime characters?
LikeLike
Brilliant. Finally the hair makes sense.
p.s. Oh Troy, you shouldn’t have. Whatever could it be ?
LikeLike
goggle eyed gumnut ‘build-a-perthonality’ kit
LikeLike
Stationery set for on-the-go cock and balls creative moments. Maybe with a stencil for various styles of cock? BTW – has anyone else been noticing the cocks appearing in the concrete on St George’s Terrace? Unfortunately I have not had camera to hand, and they will all be covered by flagstones shortly.
LikeLike
And maybe a miniature Patti Patti puking her ring in the front yard, after an A-list event.
LikeLike
Pre-sucked DFOC pen?
Or is it like nicknames: you can’t suggest your own gift?
LikeLike
Dunno, DFOC, I s’pose a ’76 Baravan would fit nicely into one of those.
Same sort of shape and all that,
LikeLike
Asinine and self referential. A novel combination.
LikeLike
Classy!
http://www.watoday.com.au/business/westpac-finances-worlds-biggest-brothel-20110801-1i7md.html
LikeLike
Johnny Carlton as a silent partner ? Have to be.
LikeLike
The Successians will add this one to their Schadenfreude collection. Armadalians , who have only one word for snow (coke),want the Oswals heads made of steel or titanium to allow for interesting ricochet effects at the weekly beerfest shoot up. Mirrabookians reckon it won’t match the ducks and small objects are no good to Darchians because they go missing..
LikeLike
I assume the faces in the dome are known Perthans?
LikeLike
Welcome to the Pleasuremint Dome.
LikeLike
Perdelhians.
LikeLike
Perwegians.
LikeLike
It looks a lot like Baz Z in Drag with Garry Shannon
LikeLike
Yes it does. But I don’t agree with the drag.
LikeLike
Does it come in vegetarian?
LikeLike
no. only vegan.
LikeLike
Where are the merch links on this blog, anyway? I no see.
LikeLike
Suspended it until I had done some newies.
LikeLike
I would like a “See Mandurah and Die” shirt. Can something be arranged?
LikeLike
Why has there been so much stuff about Oswell on this site lately?
LikeLike
This site has to much stuff about oswell,why?
LikeLike
Nice kerning.
Also, I’m sure I’ve referred to Speers elsewhere here, but the ruins of this construction will truly be impressive!
LikeLike
I truly admire the lack of comma between “ruins” and “Peppermint”. It reads like a The Post headline.
Was the double entendre your intention, TLA? Claim it anyway.
LikeLike
i thought it deliberate
LikeLike
Such comedy could be accidental? I wouldn’t think so!
LikeLike