By James N. Sad palms guarding a plot of land that is anti action in West Swan. Perfect.
And one from Orbea showing the rooting of a Cocos. Another sad marker in the decline of Subiaco into a place that Maylandians laugh at. Have a good week of Outragia.
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The Worst of Perth 
Missing you already, TLA!
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Been a quiet week for some reason. Youse need some outrage (insert)-sploitation to get things cooking.
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cocksploitation?
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Plumpsloitation? Prolesploitation?
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Man, it’s going to be like a tornado from tomorrow. Weltschmerz piled high on yer plates.
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No doubt I’ll hear the screams from the mean streets of Mong Kok.
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Mong Kok, the Cannington of Hong Kong? Interesting question. There are several parts of the new territories which are like vertical Darches.
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I was born a Nanshan man…
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Down the end of Ladyboy Street? Whatever floats your penis.
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Eating artichokes and Shiraz in the Qantas club. Wait I’m not a Qantas club member! What the hell?
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Get out.
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They have pistachios already shelled! I’m going nowhere. On the downside I s
Am
Maggoted. Full bottles of gin. I am dieting up a storm.
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You are banned from this site for ONE YEAR. I don’t care if you are RSL’s mum. Have a good long hard look at yourself.
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Whoops let one go next to the Qantas club oyster bar. sorry cranky old dudes.
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cohen’s the man for that judging by his last whirl in the editorial chair.
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Action Group used to auction heavy machinery and other mechanical plant.
I think they were taken up by the rapture
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Is there anything spookier than night photography?
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Only night photography of rooting. Worst well, TLA.
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completely ot, but if you feel like vomiting a little in the back of your mouth, head off to the worst website for a) picture of dixie and b) story about her new job as barney’s head media adviser.
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So it WAS Opus Dei.
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twop – breaking all the big stories first.
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Paul Plowman is gonna be PISSED
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Actually how about Dixie (daughter of Arthur) Marshall trying to run for Churchlands electorate now that Min of Ejukashun Liz Constable is retiring?
She’ll be a dead cert Minister and Premier in two-four years.
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And getting in via being Colin’s Media Advisor.
And so much for her whinging in the Sunday Crimes about being upset about people looking in her shopping trolley – the blow torch of being a pollie will look like child’s play.
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I googled to see who she was. I wish I hadn’t. Degree in ‘Human Movement’? Is that studying migration or gym class?
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Darch
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Gym Class – she is a glorified PE Teacher.
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An advanced class in giving colonic irrigation?
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“Dixie” “Marshall”
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Inside Cover 23 February 2007 ed by Luke Morfesse
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Hey DFOC – where does Dixie stand on journalist shield laws? She headlined the AJA campaign in 2009
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I am spending more time with my family and have directed your enquiry to the appropriate elected official.
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I take it that “spending more time with the family” wasn’t a reason for Dixie leaving Channel 9.
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No change there then
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That’s beautiful James N
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Erl ill have to put West swan in google maps to find out more.
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Ahem Cohen – who has the master password to the site again ? :-)
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“who” is such an ugly word Frank. He’s waiting until I’m safely in a Mong Kok pedometer shop. But you have been banned from other sites so he’s probably correct.
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Umm, I WAS Banned from teh Pollbludger – I am back in and Bilbo is so depressed at the lack of right wing posters.
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ha ha you got banned.
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So did you.
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I think you might be right WAtching.
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no i didnt i would have got emailed or told so your the ones lying not me.
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and here I was thinking you were a master of subtle inference
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Lier.
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Is that French?
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No,What the hell this is French Di Lier Se Chos.
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It’s French for ‘FFS it’s 5.41am.Go back to bed.’
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Why Should I, Ill wake up when i want!
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Birdwalk!
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Yeah WAtching !
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He has all power except deleting entire blog.
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I am drunk with the power, not Oettinger.
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Dude you’re In the middle. what part of ABCD don’t you understand?
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If your talking to me i do not so stop abusing me. The Lazy Aussie and Bento possibly own this site (Personal Opinion).
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I’ll sell you my share for a reasonable price, little buddy.
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Au contraire – the little buddy pwns us.
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Funny, I passed the Action site just the other day. If I hadn’t been with my oldies, taking them sightseeing, I would’ve stopped for a photo myself. An excellent worst. Well done James N.
Love the rooting by night. Trust a cocos to openly root on camera. Well done Orbea.
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That photo cost me $100. After a night on the Penfolds 389 and some quite good japanese food in subiarco, went back to the car, saw the rooting cocos and mobile phone was deployed, ripping two fifties out of my suit pocket. Only noticed when I got home. :-(
Next to subiarco market pavilion shame/place
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Oh well you were wearing a suit so it can’t have mattered really
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Phwoar!
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oooh SNAP!
Sorry J-J – there’s a two-speed economy going on over here, try and keep up and maybe you’ll find money lining your section of the gutter…
(there’s a Leunig cartoon that would be a fitting link here, but I can’t find it on the interwebs and it’s not quite as much fun to post it without TLA around to stir up with it)
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Whoa! Expensive photo orbea. Shame about that.
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Subiaco Nights
Orbea sunk some poor man’s Grange
Then stumbled onto street
His suit was flecked with reddish stains
And the ramen he did eat
“What’s this?” he muttered, now alone
Transfixed by fibrous root
He took a photo on his phone
And gave an inner hoot
Starts to drive, unwisely led
By wine’s oblivion
While thinking of his Futon bed
The back streets he stays on
But little would he hoot next day
Discovering his loss
But that is just the Subi way
And the Worst of Perth his cross
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Beautiful!
*applause*
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Amen.
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Thankyou NF#1, that was lovely.
Be like Orbea, dont drink and drive.
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I’d probably be more keen to deny some of the other points, but you’re welcome Orbea.
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Oh man! The Cocos will always revenge.
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