Head pounding, lips cracked and dry, neighbour hammering at drums, and power off for six hours while something is done with power poles. So thank god an associate brought this back from his Camino walk. It is a nail clipper and nail file and bottle opener and key ring, so I bid you good day as I am going to sit in the bath in the dark with a Coopers and attend to my feet. I said good DAY.
UPDATE: 10.16AM: The morning has not improved. I took the bag from the Spud Shed with me, and there was only one ‘tatie left. I pulled it out, and before I took my first bite I lit a cigarette. It frightened me. Does it look like The Pope, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, or DSK? In my horror I threw it away and it’s now somewhere behind the toilet – still dark in here, so I can’t be certain.
The Worst of Perth 
I dont get how this is outrage? and also his names Benedict not Benedicto when i checked.
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Im also thinking that Rottobloggo has a bar at Rotnest because of his username. Either that or he is a Taxi Driver.
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That’s right TL: gerbalism is so poorly paid I moonlight in a Black and White.
Someone should make a TV series about my dual identity.
They could call it Hack Hack.
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White Sigma, black trim.
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OMG Perfect Guess, i would watch your show.
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Here it is, TL101.
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Thanks Snuff, I love old cars but found 10minutes a bit a long for that stuff.
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He onle got one good eye.
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You should give it a go, TL101 – Taxi driving’s a good job for a young man.
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id probally crash.
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Thanks Snuff – that was ace! Loved the “beautiful” Parliament House, Perth 1972 skyline from Kings Park and was that St George’s Cathedral for the wedding?
Also, a pack of taxi drivers that all speak English… “Big Jim” and his mates… lovely!
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Erm I originally posted that here months ago – Snuff just reminded you of it.
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Thank you, Frank – I must have had my eye off the ball when you shared that Gold originally.
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I missed it too first time around, but it is awesome. Thanks.
I spy with my little eye… The Pagoda Ballroom.
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I hope they used to call it The Shagoda back in the day.
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That was actually Wesley Church, on the corner of Hay and William Streets and not a goth in sight either.
Did rather like the bridesmaid’s blue paisley dresses that they wore, but shame about the oversized bowties for for the groomsmen. Mind you, I could go with the big sideburns, but then again, that was 1972 for ya. When the Kwinana Freeway only ran two lanes each direction and the Narrows Interchange was only partially complete (the Mounts Bay Road overpass on the East side hadn’t been finished yet).
Also dig the packet of Marlboros on the dash and the old fella smoking his pipe inside the (then new) XY Falcon cab…try doing that now!
Put that in yer pipe and smoke it! Kinda parallels with my earlier fantasies to be a cabbie, getting to meet all manner of intriguing folk, but I’d think better of it now, with all sorts of nincompoops who’d too love to live out their fantasies, such as being maxxtreme by chundering all over the backseat, robbing the fare and glassing the cabbie cunt. But I do like having a chat to them though, even if they struggle with their broken English.
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Thank you, BO’T – learning something every time you post!
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Ah, the non white orstraya. Including I suppose the physics professor, the three engineers all of whom are ok with driving a cab. Making full coin during the day but as with all who are (stolen adjective) aspirational, paying for their licence & working the rest of the hours available for the fun.
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Turning Bot?
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Nah, just being outraged at the last sentence of BoT’s response.
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Cardinal Ratzinger was known in Germany as Cardinal No , he was against everything, especially beer drinking. This is a bit like a Colin Barnett shaped bong. Not worst.
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When asked just how it was that they got pregnant, the young nuns replied: “Bennie dicked us!”
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DONT START THIS AGAIN BENTO, WE WHERE HAPPY UNTIL YOU GOT A MEMBERSHIP FOR THIS WEBSITE.
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Im so sorry Rolly i thought you where Bento. I ment you anyway
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Tough titties.
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Will you just SHUT UP!.
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Will you shut up Rolly.
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How did you become a member of this site TL101? Do I use my credit card? Do I receive a goody bag? What did you get for your membership? Credulity?
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Sads infinit.
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a big g to put on your shirt.
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i felt like signing up orbea so i did so there. Now go away
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Papal Guards’ Swiss Army knife?
Speaking of which, I’m slightly disappointed that inexplicably, I would seem to still be here. Although when someone has even worse spelling skills than TL101, I’m not convinced that we’re out of the rapture woods just yet.
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Re: UPDATE
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Stop trying to start this stuff agian.
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It’s Jimmy Durante.
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it’s a baby dfoc in potato form.
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But is it kosher?
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