Peso much?

Jeezus, how much did they cost before? One dollar? Fucking outrage. Australia day, (AKA Icehouse Day) is long gone. They should be given away, only to be worn if raping a copy of Cloudstreet. Ten dollars? Good day Senor. I SAID Hasta la Plonka! Auteured by Vegan.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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52 Responses to Peso much?

  1. NF#1 says:

    Could have linked to this
    Image of belatedness
    I sent it I did

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  2. Bartenders Skills with a Manhatten says:

    Made in China, I expect.

    Perhaps that chap you featured with the US Confederate Flag on his truck should acquire one.

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  3. The Legend 101 says:

    $10 more like $1 and also if Watching is around i worked out that he is either The Mr Whippy Man or a Sales person for Tupperware.

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  4. skink says:

    Winton was in the paper yesterday at the launch of the Cloudstreet telly mini-series. He was stood next to Colin Barnett. Barnie had shown up in black tie, Winton in a black t-shirt. It was difficult to decide which of them looked more uncomfortable

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  5. skink says:

    ‘stick flags’

    up your arse

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  6. Shazzanator says:

    I wonder how long it will be before I spot a bogan wearing one of these while leaning aginst his ute with a FIFO sticker. Oh the irony.

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  7. David cohen says:

    Brain removed, drooling,
    the jingoistic gringo
    is comfortable.

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  8. skink says:

    I see that the Decoy, the paddle steamer on the Swan is up for sale
    The West are running the story as ‘rescue bid for historic steamer’
    historic? it was built in 1986. I’ve got underwear that’s older than that.

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  9. pete says:

    Aye ye ye no es bueno!

    That black and gold striped number on the rack should be coupled with the Mexican Australian hat and sold as an Aussie Bumble Bee Man Costume.

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  10. orbea says:

    How much is the ANZAC Day commemorative sandbag?

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  11. Bento says:

    Chinese-made Mexican Australia Day hats, sold in a store most likely run by Vietnamese migrants, on Aboriginal heritage land. The irony is almost certainly lost on the FIFO brigade.

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  12. Emma says:

    I used to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx… they would xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx… xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

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  13. Stu says:

    HELLO!! 3 for a tenahhh stubbie holders, how did you fockers miss that, deal of the week

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    • RubyRuby says:

      Nah. Thin as. And the glue at the bottom’s all yellow and about to give out. Can’t go playing false economies with stubby holders. It’ll all end in tears.

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  14. Another Rainmaker says:

    You could definitely see your enthusiasm in the article you write.
    The world hopes for mre passionate writers like you who arre
    not afraid too mention how they believe. Always go after your heart.

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