A bumpkin version of Perth’s own Abs Conder in Albany. By EV, who was spotted by the aged Albanian tank dauber but still managed to snap a pic. Apparently the house in in pieces too with a hip Steptoe junk chic vibe.
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Almost beats the “Commitment=Satisfaction” water tank, seen of late near roadworks on the Alexander Drive/Reid Hwy intersection. Unfortunately I only have a few very blurry drive-by photos. Those who’ve seen it will know what I mean.
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Do you think he/she started out thinking it would fit evenly? If so their visio spatial skills are way off.
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There is also a new billboard on the Guildford/East Parade intersection for an anti-abortion website called “http://nobodydeservesabortion.com/”. I think it went up on the weekend.
It’s next to a horrid ’70s sexist Two Fat Indians billboard.
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See them every morning. Trying to think of suitable graffiti treatment for both, despite my ethical qualms about creating my own Worsts.
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Oh you guys can make them. I just don’t allow myself to.
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It would be like David Attenborough saying to the meat ants: “Psst! The cane toad is over here”, and then nudging it with his boot towards them.
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Or even like this.
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be careful of provoking godbotherers:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/18/andres-serrano-piss-christ-destroyed-christian-protesters
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Oh yes, I see now. The house is in two searate pieces. Cool.
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Kit homes gone wrong?
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House part of a divorce settlement?
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I like it. The King Solomon approach.
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In Albany it would be “Lower King” Solomon.
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Lower…King…tap tap. Is this thing working?
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I guffawed. Nice one.
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Bento I accidentally deleted your festival comment. Please resend.
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Done. Cheers.
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I was on The Arrondissement. The bus lurched over around some wino and I touched the wrong buton.
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Transperth really need to reconsider their policies.
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did you notice the improvements to the bell end loo? must get a shot.
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I did not. Painted Matte Black? Free drinks for chicks?
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Boom boom!
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The house seems to have been moved there, and never finished off. It’s on one of the busiest roads in Albany, and he’s placed the tank so that it faces the traffic squarely, for maximum impact. He paints the fence as it gets graffitied with things like “who gives a fuck?’
I can think of more pleasant things to do in the twilight years of life – this bloke looks to be in his eighties.
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Morrissey goes Tonay Abbott?
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Exactly right EV. I know if it were my Dad, who is also getting into his twilight years, he’d be more likely to paint something like “HONK IF YOU LOVE TITTIES” on there, then sit out and wait for the reactions.
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Is that why they’re called honkers?
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yes, I thought of ‘So is visiting Albany’
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if Jesus is the King of Joondalup, can Solomon be the King of Albany?
also Herod for King of Girrawheen, but only if he kills their firstborn.
Old Testament family planning.
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Peter Tinley – Caliph of caravanserai
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now is the winter of our discount tent
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Bargain.
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You sure that is Albany? All that blue sky.
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I love it how there’s always this implicit assumption that equating something with murder will cause it to be reviled. War = Murder, Meat = Murder, Abortion = Murder etc etc etc etc etc. So it’s murder, so what. Still needs an ‘AND THAT’S BAD’ clause IMHO.
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Nicely put, J-J. But I that the very times that murder would be justified would probably be when someone makes such un-thought-out generalisations. Which is another twist in the tail…
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great aussie fence
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Agreed. Grouse assy.
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Dog Rock.
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I only just got the ‘Abs’ joke. Nice one. That’s 2 in 1 day.
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How about one that saids Mangaroo Is Murder and put it in Mangaroo.
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sigh
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So, Orbs. ‘Bay Stalker?’
Cool or not?
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Dude, let it go.
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Maybe suggest the same to Frank Calabrese in various forums.
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I think it deserves a response. Just trying to get to the bottom of what was a pretty nasty reaction to a pretty questionable post.
Orbea is one of the best commenters on here and I’m beginning to wonder whether he/she was hacked that particular week.
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I blame temporary editors/moderators. They need to know when to squeeze kahunas and when to dip them in honey.
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emphysema is a bitch
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I’ve responded in that thread, where I state I have ‘let it go’. WTF?
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Yes I think you have legitimately let it go.
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Still didn’t find where you said that you’d ‘let it go.’
“Feel Zesty Moment.”
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Orbea is Bay stalker OMG Watching.
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Hey, you made a joke.
Wired butt funy.
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no i did not.
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But Mangaroo isn’t murder. Darch is.
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You don’t snap off a marangaroo.
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No you don’t. I’ve tried. Don’t go there.
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It’s a verb, not a noun: one simply marangaroots.
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Agreed but the real murder is Belmont and Maddington.
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My head hurts.
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