By Masqn. A cock with a cock. A meta cock even. Like bad utes, a good willie graffiti has to have a little extra to get a run these days. Like an extra cock. This is from Western Sydney, but there’s also a winged one from Mundaring by Hovean.
And speaking of knobs, I incude possibly my all time favourite song, The Sweet, basically telling Kiss to fuck off before they had even started with Blockbuster, and a clip that gets more astounding with every cut. The inept, shuffling stage presence, the chick wearing a WW1 German helment waving at the crowd – the fucking tiger outfit and a time (1973) when people knew how to construct and wear a foil lhat! Every man jack of them, crowd and band looking and acting like total tools, and yet, and yet it is still a materpiece.
The Worst of Perth 
That ain’t no chick TLA – the wolves must be howling tonight. Hard time choosing counter-measures, but maybe this from about the same year:
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First one is famous. Internet Famous.
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” the chick wearing a WW1 German helment waving at the crowd ”
That’s a maaaan, baby!!
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Jeezus. Maybe it’s not a tiger either?
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Not only may it be a man but the “WW1 German helment” is called a pickelhaube. Were you drunk posting this LA? “WW1 German *helment*” and “foil *lhat!*” and “*materpiece.*”… or is it just hats that confound your spelling ability? What is a “materpiece” anyway? Is it a long lost part of your mother?
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This entry was tagged Uncatetorisable worsts, RR.
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as it should be.
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your mother likes that video clip?
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Riff stolen from Jean Genie.
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Its riff was considered markedly similar to fellow RCA act David Bowie’s “The Jean Genie”, released shortly before, but all parties maintain that this was pure coincidence.
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Another name for out of court settlement. Take notes Labia Legal.
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an Spinal Tap done Glam Rock..
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Bowie was flattering himself. The Sweet pumped out enough great songs not to have had to steal from a bloke who thought rooting Mick Jagger was a good idea.
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Chinn and Chapman,probably more Chapman.
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The Sweet play Perth soon at the Regal
http://www.liveguide.com.au/Events/683141/Sweet/Sweet_featuring_Andy_Scott
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No Steve Priest tho’.
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“…at 60 they’ll be ruling – at 90 they’ll be droolin…”
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Great wings of desire.
“Nobody knows where Buster goes
He’ll steal your woman out from under your nose.”
That other thing’s uglier than Balldrick.
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You gotta watch out for those flying cocks. They’ll just as likely swoop and get you in the eye.
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Winged Knob of the Gods.
Nice discoloured limestone and sparse, sandy, weed-infested foreground. Couldn’t be anywhere else, could it?
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I am Penisus, my name scares whores.
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Saw Ross Ryan in Darwin many years ago, hovean, and he was great. Not least for introducing his encore with, “I’d now like to perform a medley of my … hit.”
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The winged-penis idea would make a great heavy metal album cover.
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Sad Wings of Destiny?
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Exactly NF#1, but with a big raging boner.
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Figure A depicts “Dickbutt”, made famous by the awful Something Awful internet forums. I believe one of the forums members, or “goons” as they are known, got it as a tattoo.
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Mum must be so proud…
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The top picture kind of looks like a letter L.
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Is Legend 101 is The Derridarian.
Discuss.
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Unlikely.
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Unlikely like a fox.
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Jesus wept. The bass player has three legs. I would’ve probably gone with this one though.
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Still looks like an ugly woman.
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Correction. Guitarist.
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IM NOT A WOMAN OR A FOX SO WHY DONT YOU ALL GO AND RE THINK THIS!
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I prefer the “William Tell” version:
“Titty-Bum, Titty-Bum, Titty-Bum-Bum-Bum…………….”
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That cock doesn’t seem to know its dick from its arse…or are its big balls indeed an arse? Is the meta-cock merely on the wrong way, or is its smile back-to-front?
Could be translated as a dilemma of some intellectual import going on down there, but I somehow doubt that exploring existential questions was at the front of this graffiteur’s mind.
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