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The Worst of Perth 
“Because he wears stubbies, with one fuzzy nugget hanging out the leg,” was the answer, I believe.
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Teabagging to be renamed fuzzy nuggetting.
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“Leslie Uggams was born in a trunk in the Apollo Theater on 125th Street…”
http://www.cabaretconfessional.com/cabaret-confessional/2010/4/2/leslie-uggams-uptown-downtown-cafe-carlyle-reviews-from-the.html
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Not in a swag or damper oven?
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“Bento was the name Spinoza received at his birth from his parents, Miguel and Hana Debora, Portuguese Sephardic Jews who had resettled in Amsterdam. He was known as Baruch in the synagogue and among friends while he was growing up in Amsterdam’s affluent community of Jewish merchants and scholars. He adopted the name Benedictus at age twenty-four after he was banished by the synagogue.”
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Finally my fondness for Michael Chabon, and mild Cohen-directed anti-semitism, is explained! All this time, I was a self-hating Jew!
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Banned from the Jewish cemetary when he died. (possibly before he died) I believe there were also calls of Good Riddance from them.
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Why was he banished from the synagogue ?
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Mild? I tremble at the thought of the full monty…
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Shiny, isn’t she.
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You can achieve this scarily dark faced look yourself, either the vintage original way:
http://www.bubblestheartist.com/basement/facetanner.htm
or the remodelled modern version:
http://www.supertanner.com/
I really need to work out how to make my links smoother…
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Maybe he’s a shortarse ? Whatever the reason was, they’re still at it after 45 years. And yes, Leslie only features in the first 23 seconds of this, but then …
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http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=qmPra-dPWvw
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Off topic, but I wonder if TC Bianca will do us all a good service by blowing Bunbury, and all its attendant Worsts, off the map? Maybe Mandurah too?
Could be rich pickings for TWOP in the aftermath of the storm…mind you, it might end up not amounting to much and be a soggy sparkler. Then again, it mightn’t. Hope you’ve all cleaned your gutters and secured or stored any loose outdoor objects. Except any Worstworthy bric-a-brac, which would be better found in other homes as missiles carried in the wind.
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May do millions of dollars of improvements.
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But if Bunbury’s gone…. Then Perth can’t be the Bunbury of the North.
Or maybe it can?
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Sounds like we’re in for that soggy sparkler. BOM downgraded Bianca to a tropical storm this morning. Such a shame. I was hoping to see some flying livestock or a house fall on someone who truly deserves it…
That’s OK Jessica. Perth will become the Geraldton of the south in that case.
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I bet she made a lot of money for this.
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I thought that was Marcia Hines
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Yes so did I.
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It’s obviously not Marcia Hines, because she has at least twice as many teeth.
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It is so not Marcia Hines its some other model and Marcia Hines is a judge on Austrailian Idol if you didn’t know that OMG.
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Well Legen,d we now know you are about 15.
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I would guess 38 myself.
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As well as being Grace Jones’ cousin, Marcia has been a star since she was 16, when in 1969, Harry M. Miller became her legal guardian in order to bring her to Australia for Hair: The Musical, and in her own right since her debut album Marcia Shines in 1975. Of course her daughter Deni is also a great singer.
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i am not 15 and why what do you want Shazza.
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How old are you then L101? Go on mate, end the speculation. I don’t mind admitting that I’m 37, so why should you be coy? If anything, you’re probably one up on me age-wise, in terms of youth if not wisdom (where’s Rolly BTW?).
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Helping to bail out the Ark of Erudition and storing the more useful shit for later application.
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Legend, Marcia Hines did not debut on Australian Idol.
She’s been around for donkeys years. If you only know her via channel 10 then you are very young. Is all.
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So, by the sound of things, I’m not the only one left wondering – is it genius? is it mentalist? or is it just what it says on the tin?
I am starting to understand my BFF’s enjoyment of the work of Karl Pilkington.
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im not saying my age im not aloud to on this website. I will if anyone knows if im aloud to
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OK, so 12? Am I warmer or colder?
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Legend 101 – you’re allowed to in my book. I for one am dying to know now.
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Ha Ha im younger then you all think, Guess my age I was in August 1998, so figure it out
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Everyone on teh Internetz is a dog with typing skills. Where’s your Dumb an Mad ?
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U sooo down with teh internets Billy-O.
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i was born then.
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so shazza was right – you’re 12?
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yes she is right and where have you been Vegan you havent been online.
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12? Explains a lot young man.
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Could still be a leg-pull, but a good one if so.
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Not the usual “old man pretends to be prepubescent child online” ruse. But a good one.
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oh does it shazza?
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