Spruut Melbourne

Since I haven’t been able to find graffiti cock one in Melbourne, you’ll have to make do with this bronze version near the Arts Centre, and Ill throw in a horse’s willy from the Mark Webber/Lindy Chamberlain Apartments featured before. The apartments in real life are much more appalling than this horse cock can possibly show. And the emanation? Either bird or teenager. And as Derek and Clive said, didn’t reach the belly button.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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30 Responses to Spruut Melbourne

  1. And the terrible apartments with the Mark Webber woman squeezing one tit is here.
    https://theworstofperth.com/2010/10/08/yes-but-with-her-holding-up-one-boozie/

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  2. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Detumescent bronze
    Sullied, bears legacy of
    Interesting times

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  3. vegan says:

    i’m seeing walrus with a broken tusk.

    perhaps i need new glasses.

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  4. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    I’m all for artists exploiting exploring the weaknesses potential of the medium to lend interest to their mundane hackwork challenge the strictures of convention, but ‘Lesion Penis Youth’ is a bit much even for me. Similarly, your spelunking snap is terrifyingly claustrophobic, got any more?

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  5. Captain says:

    I think TWOP is loosing it’s edge. The last few week’s worth of posts have been unfunny, lacking wit and substance. It smells of a strange kind of irony.

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  6. Captain says:

    Hey, all I’m saying is that many recent posts have been pretty thin on amusement value. TWOP needs to retain it’s edge by keeping creative and witty, not repetitive and bland. You can only tell the same joke so many times before your audience becomes bored.

    I’d like to see TWOP post better material less frequently.

    I’m just expressing my perspective. My hungover punctuation and spelling is beside the point. And I am not trolling.

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    • shazza says:

      You young uns and all your fancy ideas. Always wanting change. Us oldies like to keep it same, same. That way we can remember…..stuff.

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    • ronggly says:

      I agree. Can you start the ball rolling so to speak, and tell us what’s your favourite whine about Perth that hasn’t been mentioned here already ?
      e.g. Carnaby’s Cockatoo Conservation

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    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      “I not da troll !” writes concern troll. In the day , dude, it was rad, but now, Lamo without the Woodie.

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  7. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Well it’s only my opinion (for which by the way, I do want a fucking medal), but your complaints are delivered in such a particularly turgid form of sanctimony that if I were moderating TWOP, I’d deliberately post a month of really unfunny material just to piss you off. Hey hey hey (hey hey), all I’m saying is change begins at home. If you really need more funny in your life, try going out and catching one of our utterly fantastic homegrown comedians, or participating in one of our myriad social activities to be doing in Perth, or having a life with actual friends instead of mouldering away in front of your computer trying to browbeat people into entertaining you better. Only the most abject of loosers posts constructive criticism you mealy-mouthed sack of louse shit.

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  8. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Hear hear, or Horseballs.

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  9. Pete says:

    Needs more Cock. Like the 4 metre one I sent you from Fremantle. Oh, hang on, if its from Fremantle then thats sanctioned public art. Probably with sponsorship ‘n all. Hardly worthy.

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  10. Mez says:

    [the cell door opens slightly and a thin sliver of light falls on Buff Jesus’s face, he winces]

    Buff Jesus: …um…

    Captain Cook: hello

    BJ: …um…

    CC: hello

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    [continues]

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