In heavily sanitised Southbank, there’s at least a little protest against the opals and other expensive Australian tosh they’re trying to sell tourists. Have hardly noticed Japanser one though. All Chinesers in the shops these days and all Aussies hitting the sauce in the eateries outside. Haven’t seen one graffiti knob yet either.
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The Worst of Perth 
Crudely drawn knobs seem to be a uniquely Perth phenomenom, TLA. Have any ideas been thrown around here as to why this might be?
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There are more crudely fashioned knobs in Perth? Maybe the Melbourne donger is more refined and streamlined?
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and blondes, dogs and hollandiase are de rigueur in Melbourne laneways
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…and, Micheal Clarke is gonna come good in Adelaide…
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Melbourne dongers are hidden in obscure laneways.
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“Melburnians hide their dongers in back alleys”, is what I should have said.
More tea, vicar?
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I went to the donger bar. Section 8 or whatever. Meh. Too easy to find. Looked a bit Perthlike.
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Yes, and more realistic pubes and scrotum-fluff.
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And what the fuck with that dog? A faux Akubra and a knitted Drizabone and that…yapper?
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How far is Southbank from Gundagai ?
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It’s always five miles from a dog’s anus, no matter where you measure from. even if you measure from a dogs anus.
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Is this a close-up of a B&S Ball promo poster, TLA? I can only imagine how good a B&S at Crown would be.
Would Eddie Everywhere be spinning all your favourite Barnesy tracks?
How do you drop your moleskins for “Eagle Rock” if they’re already down to take a piss at the black-jack table?
Would there be a “Dog in a Lexus” competition?
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Am standing outside the casino. Apparently Bono is staying on the top floor.
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are you stalking him?
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Let’s hope he stays there.
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