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By Pete F, Fremantle. 
And by Bento, Mullaloo. 
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The Worst of Perth 
Lo, it is the end of days. I want to know what the slogan at the bottom of the final pic says.
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“In partnership with you.”
I, for one, welcome our outer suburban property-flogging overlords.
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Looks like “In partnership with you!”, NF#1.
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p.s. They’re back, but I doubt even they could make swallowing that endowment safer.
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is ‘Creagh’ a real name?
or is it a faux-Irish bogan spelling of ‘Craig’?
we need Jaxon-Jaidyn to tell us
I think it should be pronounced as if you are being strangled: ‘Creeaaaachgh!’
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Creagh. Pronounced as if to scour the glottis – as if choking on ichor. Creagh. A foul name not meant for human tongues.
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Obviously from Limerick . So here goes
There was a bloke who flogged McMansions,
who went arse over head on the stanchion,…………
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The market had died, for the FIFOs had flied,
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preventing his further expansion.
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I thought “Qweef”.
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was ‘making swallowing safer?’ the most vibrant slogan they could come up with
‘don’t choke on a cock’ would seem to fit the graphic better
is that Tiny ?
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or maybe: ‘it takes two hands to handle a whopper.’
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kind of looks like someone’s forearm
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that;s what all the girls say
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Suzi knows the gate.. Suzi is the gate… mvtuovchin Suzi creagh! ™
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The gate and the key? Ia.
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I’ll say! Ia indeed! Suzi creagh!
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Hee, you posted the ‘se men’ back in 2009 – I know this because I sent it to you. Good to see that it has not been corrected! (And in spite of the accusations of my so-called friends, I would like to reiterated that I did not remove the ‘A’ myself.)
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Ahh bugger. Although this crowd can never get enough semen jokes. I was distracted by my architecture presentation. I actually thought I’d posted Bento’s before.
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It should be “emissions” to semen, hardly any extra work is required
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can anything make swallowing safer?
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Yes, gargling first.
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Give it a good ‘creagh’ to make sure your passage is clear of any obstacles
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Are you thinking of snappin’ off a Darch?
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If that fails, seek Camillo.
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@vegan: yes, meat.
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Put it outside a Bar to really annoy people.
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