I love this scene captured by Paul C. A gold Monkey God out and proud in a Canning Vale garden. I first thought it was the Chinese “irrepressible Monkey”, but I think it may be Hindu God Hanuman. Please correct me if not. I like the suburban sand, the wheelie bin and the gum trees. A pleasing worst, and I think a first for Canning Vale. Side by side with a concrete flamingo with a Cocos rampant would have been perfect. I might have to make this a not worst.
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don’t miss the indifferent concrete edging to the paving underfoot- brillo, and just a stones’ throw from Hakea Prison
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Yes TLA, this is line ball. Eaves over windows, shutters for insulation, a real, live native tree, a garden on the way that is if I’m not mistaken mainly hardy, water tolerant plants, and then there’s…
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Crouching wheelie bin,
bronzed and buffed Haroman:
Spring shines in the vale.
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I can see mysteriously myself waking up in Canning Vale after a big night out. I trudge through the sand and the piles of abandoned bricks, a virutal wasteland. I start getting worried and then I see this monkey. I fall to me knees.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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How long before someone Yagans it’s head?
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Nice abs. Must be working out.
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The face of Galen, the body of Chuck Norris.
Placed by the home owner to prevent stolen XR6s from ploughing into their bedroom.
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from today’s paper:
‘leading local Indian businessman Pakaj Oswal says he feels safer in New Delhi than in Northbridge, where he dare not go out after 9pm for fear of being glassed.’
was this the man that complained about finding it difficult to be accepted by Perth society?
I think that qualifies for an ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyoulivethere
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Geez imagine him and Patti Patti together. They could really go to town (metaphorically speaking because literally would be too dangerous) about us uncouth, mannerless westerners.
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I am not sure they would get along, what with him spruiking the New Delhi games and Patti cheerleading for the Beijing games, there might be a heated debate about the relative merits of each culture of deference.
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Oswal obviously didn’t get to where he is on ability alone.
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indeed:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/mining-energy/oswals-brush-with-controversies/story-e6frg9df-1111116563463
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A major player in the xxx xxxxx xxxxxxx.
I’m not following this, so unsure of whether to x or not.
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I’m only sayin he’s an entrepreneur who actually cares for the people he employs in India.
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An might I add none of his workers ever have to ask the question ” Is that smell my arse on fire?”
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Excellent. Not many employers could say that.
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They might after a vindaloo….
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Good to hear. If only there were more like him.
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Yes Perth could really do with a few more Mc Mansions.
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Talking bout fear of being glassed
“And you know what? I can’t remember anyone catching a glass in the face.”
Cookster on Wangle yesterday, lamenting the demise of the Shents and other suburban pubs.
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I didn’t mind his pub nostalgia piece. I remember a woman being glassed in the Brass Monkey (nee Great Western) when it was still a derro filled dive. Her assailant used the immortal words “You took my man! You took my fucken man.”
I once was dressed in Black in there and a sozzled vet told me I looked “Viet Cong.”
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It is the Hindu god hanuman, although it is kinda strange to have a statue out in the open.
Read more about hanuman here
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Thanks Ash. We have witnessed stranger things in gardens in these pages.
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Hindu god of auctioneers ?
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It’s difficult to believe that the Commonwealth games are not falling apart when the minister in charge is called Dikshit:
http://www.indianexpress.com/comments/commonwealth-games-not-collapsing-says-sheila-dikshit/686081/
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as well as Ms. Dikshit, the Minister for Urdan Development is a Mr. Reddy, or ‘Nearly”, as his mates call him:
http://voteupindia.com/jaipal-reddy-delhi-police-slam-oz-cwg-sting/
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Surely if you are in Urdan development you are in Pakistan, skink?
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dikshit
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Typical patriarchal society. A woman achieves a position of seniority, and all anyone can talk about is her Urdu.
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Andrew Symonds!!!
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This will look great in a couple of years, with rust stains down the legs, from the bore water reticulation
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How can such abs be categorized “worst”?
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Clearly powder and texta, Ljuke.
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Youtube commenters are the best.
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ShallowSpiceVision!
http://media.watoday.com.au/wa-news/whats-the-buzz-1944251.html
after the disappointment of discovering that ‘what’s that buzz’ was not about what’s in her bedside drawer, you can still enjoy Daile wringing her hands like Uriah Heep and bouncing on her heels. With such natural talent on front of a camera, a career on Today Tonight clearly awaits.
Inglewood, bogan? good grief
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“A little bit of a bogan feel”. Sounds good (yeah, hope Daile’s there) yet Daile can’t seem to make what passes for her mind up as to whether she’s delivering essential tips on how to enjoy the weekend or a public service announcement: “And if you’re going to drive home afterwards, think again: double demerit points – watch out!” Thanks Daile. Jesus, this shit is hurting me.
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Here’s one for you Skink, to make up for my pain:
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I see that and think:
♫ Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart” ♫
♫ Think it o-over ♫
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I see what you mean, Frank.
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I thought she was trying a bit of this:
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I’ve been waiting for a chance to link that one, skink. Cool, is it not ?
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Look, it’s certainly a relief but not in any sense a surprise that the Worst has finally – and I mean that also in a spiritual sense, as a fellow annotater above me has persipaciously just alluded to – after a few strafing runs has taken on, confronitngly taken on, an issue which concerns us all. I am refering to, what will be obvious by now, the matter of the cashed-up Nova magazine reader. I will take the liberty of refering to this individual, not the least because of space reasons, page space reasons of course, as a CUN. Planting a statue of well, essentially a memorial to the 1970s, next to your Shenton-esque suburbo-rural post-petuli retreat ( lots of white, lots of cream) is certainly a provocative move and that’s typically CUN. Provoctive also to the table-top ute driver at the party the night before now heading home with Ol 55 ringing in his (yes, his) ears, but more of that later. Just simply to note that, the CUN floats over Perth not just at palm top level (nothing could be more CUN than a palm tree) like one of those great serene Perth cumulous clouds. Not for a second do I withdraw my instistence on the Perth english vs boganry struggle or the feud with the AFL which consumes great swathes of Worst but simply note: well done, and timely.
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Pretty Funny! I was walking from Livingston Market Place to my house on Wednesday after school when I came across it. It is legendary up close. It adds a unique spark to Canning Vale the home of Police Helicopters patrolling Hakea Prison.
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