“My God! What have I done?” – Master bedmaker.
Marble backing. Nice. From Cobbler. Another from Osborne Park.
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This is not my beautiful house.
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Noice.
Can we get a close up of the price TLA? I just got to know what someone thinks this is worth.
Well spotted cobbler.
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Not resolvable. Looks like $1200, but that seems too cheap for such a monstrosity.
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Agreed. Add another 0 at least.
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It would look great in a Claremont McMansion.
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what’s wrong with this?
the reproduction onyx is the crowning touch
what woman could fail to get moist in the gusset when presented with that bunch of long-stemmed silk roses, fed the finest Belgan chocolates, and led to this magnificent swan bed with matching side tables?
it’s classy
I can picture Bree lounging across it seductively shoving something.
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I seem to remember it was $1395.
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Please tell me this was at a Ferrall & sons outlet
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It would be the perfect frame for a water bed, what, with all those wavy swirls and things.
Add fancy lighting effects, and seaside sounds and you could think that you’re making love in a canoe.
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……or drinking Heineken.
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But, Rolly …
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White furniture … never a winner.
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True enough, NF#1.
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I imagine it would be easy to wipe clean but
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The headboard looks like stop frame animation of a swan dying.
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It’s an hommage to Duchamp
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If I have been slow in moderating comments, it is becuase I have been engaging Ljuke in a battle of old school desktop synth emulators. True story.
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This is what Curtin academic staff do.
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Academic? How dare you!
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Workin’ them oscillators.
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I didn’t see any oscillators boys … you mean phones?
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The bed reminds me of this little Mallarmé ditty, in which a swan attempts to free itself from a frozen lake:
A swan of old remembers that it is he,
Superb but helpless, for he would not sing
Of regions where life still was beckoning
When winter spread its sterile, cold ennui.
I expect I should have adapted this, but no time today.
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Which reminds me of this, NF#1.
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I was counting on someone such as your good self, Snuff, to deflate any pomposity on my part.
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Your verse reminds me of another, the Roast Swan, from the Carmina Burana
Once I lived on lakes,
once I looked beautiful
when I was a swan.
Misery me!
Now black
and roasting fiercely!
The servant is turning me on the spit;
I am burning fiercely on the pyre:
the steward now serves me up.
Now I lie on a plate,
and cannot fly anymore,
I see bared teeth
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It’s classic furniture.
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Would complement very well some of those edifices to (then) new money and tastelessness that are the woggy abodes of Stirling, Spearwood and Alexander Drive, built in the late 70s and resplendent with ostentatious chandeliers, doric columns, concrete balustrades and equally concrete white lions.
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Have a viddy at Santo Cilauro giving us of whom aren’t au fait with the unique decor of the Italo-Australian, a tour of his Uncle Alberto’s house…this bed would not be out of place in this home!
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You haven’t seen my lions BOT? Where is that link?
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Last comment (by NF#1) at 4.23pm and it’s now 10.25pm.
Everyone asleep?
Or just the moderator?
Good night.
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Emualting synths still.
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Cunts.
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champagne furniture
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Even the hotels don’t enough beds and why don’t they just put beds on the street for all the homeless people.
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