You do what?

Brendan H. finds that the bumper sticker boundary has still not been reached. There must be a vehicle out there that has the lot. I shit on fat chicks, I fuck midgets, Fuck off we’re full, I shit in your  mouth AND I love Beechboro. On the Roe Hwy.

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52 Responses to You do what?

  1. vegan says:

    well the sticker is certainly at the right height for his demographic.


  2. richarbl says:

    Vegan for PM!…… who saw that coming?


  3. munkipants says:

    Well damn – it’s completely understandable – midgets are hot but not everyone is fond of them.


  4. WAtching says:

    What right does this person have to anonymity? They’re the ones doing the advertising…

    Publish the number plate…


  5. rolly says:

    New Patrol, “grenade” reputation motor, a brake light not functioning, spotlessly clean with no signs of it ever having left the bitumen?
    No chance of it ever fucking a forest gnome or pixie by the looks of it.
    Or maybe fucking the environment is more in the driver’s way of thinking.
    It should go down a ‘bomb’ on the 4WD and off-road fora.


  6. Bento says:

    I see they purchased their vehicle in Wanneroo. Imagine my surprise.


  7. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Begs the age old question as to how many midgets fit into the back of a Nissan Patrol.


  8. Ljuke says:

    Denny Crane fucks midgets.


  9. David Cohen says:

    There is a tantalising half-glimpse of the plate in the reflection.

    First female PM! About time.


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  11. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    OT, but my Melbourne-based bro has just pointed out to me an interesting feature of Perth Now. He looks at the Herald Sun (tsk tsk) website every morning, and informs me that, in complete contrast to the links to other News Ltd sites, the list of the five most popular PN stories consistently features sex scandals above anything actually newsworthy. Here’s today’s list:

    1. Glee stars caught in sex romp
    2. Bullock ‘to take Jesse James back’
    3. Julia Gillard ‘truly honoured’ to be Australian Prime Minister
    4. Perth Socceroo fans give it their all
    5. Government in chaos


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      Honestly, what did they expect? This WA, where insularity is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

      Speaking of which, did anyone watch The Gruen Transfer last night on ABC1? “The Pitch” topic for the next week’s episode is to create an ad to encourage WA to secede from the Commonwealth.

      Be careful what you wish for, Wil Anderson and Co., because there are some stupid enough here to think that it’d be a great idea (I personally think that we’d lose far more than we’d gain; we’d just become an Anglophone Argentina, because of obscene over-reliance on primary resources).


    • Natalia Fan #1 says:

      1. Superb Socceroos cruelly eliminated
      2. Thanks, Pim, for (almost) everything
      3. Glee stars caught in sex romp
      4. Monster croc gobbles up a shark
      5. England in the Round of 16 … just

      No mention of Gillard, but to be fair the most popular stories on all News Ltd sites except The Australian and are in the main soccer related. Good to see the Glee sex romp hanging in there at Perth Now for the number three spot.


      • skink says:

        i turned on the intertubes this evening and was greeted with:

        “The Evolution of Julia’s hairstyle – a gellery of her haircuts through the years.”


        I look forward to in an in-depth expose on where Julia got that lovely necklace she was wearing all yesterday.

        but nobody has dared mention Pim’s hairstyle, if you could call it that.


        • Natalia Fan #1 says:

          Probably amusing only to me now, but here’s the latest most popular stories on PN, at least according to the Herald Sun website:

          1. Breasts bared to silence boy, 5 (lolwut?)
          2. Coldest June night in four years (fair enough, it’s fuckin’ cold)
          3. Glee stars caught in sex romp (good to see Glee romp still in there at number three spot)
          4. Summer Bay boy bags Gossip Girl glamour (repeat #3?)
          5. School evacuated in napalm scare (haha)

          All News Ltd sites had a Gruelia (kudos to Bill) story in their top five, except Perth Now.


  12. Onanist says:

    Jesus, how low can you go?


  13. Onanist says:

    A ginger midget with her top off!


  14. Perineum says:

    It could be a pointer to Gillard’s new policy on refugees: with midgets, the Fuck Off We’re Full-ers wouldn’t have nearly so much to complain about. Greater numbers of midgets would Fit In so much better and would not, therefore, have to Fuck Off.


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