Where some see dead people, Turf sees undies in the nuts section. 
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Seems like reasonable product placement.
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Yeah their merchandising team must be totally on the ball
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Thinking they can manipulate the brains of sleepwalking hausfraus?
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“Need some pecans for that pie I’m baking later; that’s right, Fritz does need some new unterwäsche”.
I feel somewhat blanched by this nutty post.
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No need to get testy
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Thanks for the legume up JJ. ‘Bout time you came out of your shell.
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Are they suggesting that some customers are hung like a cashew?
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that or they’ve completely lost their marbles
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The retail Nutzis like to keep all their nut-related items together.
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They orta get this sucker advertising the nutz section. Worst of Perth forshore.
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Reminds me of Luke Steele
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Thet blokes ekksent is NZ not Aussie.
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perhaps the undies should have ‘may contain traces of nuts’ on the label
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~and doodles
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Suddenly, the c*ntkini doesn’t look so bad.
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THAT is very funny. Well spotted turf.
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Is no one going to mention the sultanas?
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Talking of supermarkets (and I had worked amongst them for too long, thankfully no longer), this reminds me of a poster that IGA use throughout their stores nationwide:
And the answer, as always, is a pineapple. Rough end first, preferably.
I reckon a wag from the graphic design department built in this subtle joke and snuck it in, but subtle enough not to be noticed: it was sufficient to slip past the keeper.
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Still haven’t mastered HTML like I would…stay with what I know.
Here’s a link to the image.
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I’d like to know what their answer to this question is then, BO’T.
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I prefer the generic sign-age in my local Woolies (TM, etc.) that displays the word MEAT over a long photoshop of some cows; courgettes falling from the hands of some happy looking Italian bloke – “VEGETABLES”, etc. – “DIP” – hang on, Barry Dransfield is on now – FYA.
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WTF.
Where’s my Worstoff?
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