Weekend Worstoff 109

Inner city decay, causes and symptoms. Honey Piglet sees the cause. It’s future Perthers of course!And the result of this future Perthing? Gondalez notes some more baffling transient graffiti. And further future Perther degeneration seen by Ben W. Or is this just post modern?But no matter how bad, the inner city gets, you can always be sure that Midland will be overpopulated with plonkers. From Sarnia.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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44 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 109

  1. David Cohen says:

    That runty palm tree from Ben W is enough to send anyone off their trolley.

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  2. shazza says:

    What infrequent occurrence is currently happening that allows Perth to be seen afresh? Or have I misunderstood what they are on about?

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  3. skink says:

    climate change is a ‘moment’?

    did it happened suddenly when I wasn’t watching?

    how is a solar eclipse a moment to show leadership?

    “It’s gone dark! don’t panic. quick everyone, let’s all…wait…Oh, it’s finished.”

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  4. B.T. says:

    “State of Creativity”? Does that mean more dolphin statues?

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  5. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Again the futurers have come back Terminator style with these thoughts. Pox ,plague, pestilence , war , famine and climate change is the bastard future. Vibrancy is out , creative is in, an where is the freakin leader ?

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  6. 13th Oyster says:

    Is that Garth’s stove boxed and trolleyed home from a Rick Hart closing down sale?

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      There is a company called Garth who make barbeques. Maybe they have now diversified into indoor cooking ranges, featuring a retro look and an unveiling of their new logo, at an open-air event on a verge in a suburb of Perth.

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  7. skink says:

    I must confess I was not disappointed by Gary Ashead’s ‘special investigation’ into ‘Perth’s Hairy Underbelly” in Teh West today.

    the ‘special investigation’ seemed to be a random series of dull anecdotes from Kizon’s charge sheet, all of it already in the public domain, pasted together with little narrative.

    the only thing proved so far is the WA is the ‘Get-away-with-it State”

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  8. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Look no further FORM: TWOP is primary reservoir of creative/critical capital in Perth.

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  9. David Cohen says:

    I wandered, druggy as a trolley
    That floats on fumes of herring balm,
    When all at once I said ‘O Golly’,
    A host, of rotting manky palms;
    Beside the stove, beneath the sign,
    Of golden dolphins mincing in the seas.

    Continuous as the cars that shine
    As they clog the gaseous freeway,
    They stretched in fear-inducing line
    Along a graffiti’d pavement of decay:
    Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
    Waving their fronds in evil prance.

    The weeds beside them shrank; as they
    Radiated their worstful ‘tude:
    A hack could not but feel dismay,
    At such things in health so rude:
    I retched–and gasped–but little thought
    This was the future other cunts sought:

    ‘Cos now, when on my beanbag I lie
    In hungover or vibrant mood,
    The blackening of the metro sky
    Makes me a fearful of the outside dude;
    The city is bathing in terror qualms,
    As every wanker grows the palms.

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  10. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Yeah, Australia Is Overpopulated. With fucking clapped out Hyundai Excels. Especially the stripped-bare Panel-povvo-van version.

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