Inner city decay, causes and symptoms. Honey Piglet sees the cause. It’s future Perthers of course!And the result of this future Perthing? Gondalez notes some more baffling transient graffiti. And further future Perther degeneration seen by Ben W. Or is this just post modern?But no matter how bad, the inner city gets, you can always be sure that Midland will be overpopulated with plonkers. From Sarnia.
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That runty palm tree from Ben W is enough to send anyone off their trolley.
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I think the trolley/box combo may be a prototype Dalek.
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Nah, it’s someone’s dead Granny.
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What infrequent occurrence is currently happening that allows Perth to be seen afresh? Or have I misunderstood what they are on about?
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Freo’s winning season?
ZING!
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The season is tainted from arsehole to breakfast, so no. Maybe next year. BTW, how unlucky was that dude to be caught by the cops on his very first time trying cocaine? Dockers don’t need someone so unlucky on the team.
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Does the demise of Rick Hart increase, or decrease, the taint?
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Would be better if he was still in charge – or whatever it was he did.
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Thank you ladies and gentlemen. You’ve been a terrific audience!
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“What infrequent occurrence is currently happening that allows Perth to be seen afresh?”
it’s raining just now. that’s not very frequent, but quite refreshing
that’s all I’ve got
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climate change is a ‘moment’?
did it happened suddenly when I wasn’t watching?
how is a solar eclipse a moment to show leadership?
“It’s gone dark! don’t panic. quick everyone, let’s all…wait…Oh, it’s finished.”
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“State of Creativity”? Does that mean more dolphin statues?
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there is a newish dolphin statue at Hillarys marina where you can insert money to make a wish and it activates a fountain!
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Has been discussed. Must get down there with a pocket full of change.
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sorry I missed it. Too busy holidaying in various climes. Link?
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There is also one out at the Eastern Entrance (the Food Court side) at the Morley Gonorrhoea. Unlike teh one at Hillarys, it does absolutely SFA should you try to feed it coins. Totally static.
Also totally perplexing, just like the walrus and seal sculptures around the
PogromProgress Street end. Maybe requires a shopping trolley too…LikeLike
I’m sure that’s been up as well.
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I knew that, ergo the link…I mean a trolley to the dolphins—at either locale—would really make it something worth looking at!
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Again the futurers have come back Terminator style with these thoughts. Pox ,plague, pestilence , war , famine and climate change is the bastard future. Vibrancy is out , creative is in, an where is the freakin leader ?
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“…where is the freakin leader?”
See trolley/box combo above.
It’s from the future.
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Is that Garth’s stove boxed and trolleyed home from a Rick Hart closing down sale?
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There is a company called Garth who make barbeques. Maybe they have now diversified into indoor cooking ranges, featuring a retro look and an unveiling of their new logo, at an open-air event on a verge in a suburb of Perth.
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With free overnight accommodation thrown into the bargain too!
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Bring your trolley! Bring your Hyundai Excel Panelvan!
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I must confess I was not disappointed by Gary Ashead’s ‘special investigation’ into ‘Perth’s Hairy Underbelly” in Teh West today.
the ‘special investigation’ seemed to be a random series of dull anecdotes from Kizon’s charge sheet, all of it already in the public domain, pasted together with little narrative.
the only thing proved so far is the WA is the ‘Get-away-with-it State”
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Look no further FORM: TWOP is primary reservoir of creative/critical capital in Perth.
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I saw a story in the Times today that a man has been arrested for stalking Natalia
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Times? London or Canning? So unless he’s the perp, he’s at least fan#2. Is that what you’re saying?
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Sunday Slimes:
http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/perth-confidential/man-charged-over-natalia-cooper-telephone-threat/story-e6frg30l-1225869993612
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I made no implication, I was simply drawing attention to the story.
I leave it to readers to join the dots…
can I be the first to nominate TLA for the Slimes Pride of Australia gong?
and regarding things Worst: the Slimes also had two good stories about Fazio’s movie “Two for me, One for You”. One story wondering what happened to all the money , and a second in which Rai suggested he may write a TV crime show based on the Perth criminal fraternity.
Maybe he could have a meeting of minds with Gary Ashead and they could collaborate on a TV version of “Perth’s dark and moist Underbelly”
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Wasn’t me, but at least this fellow has good taste, even if his manners are questionable. I’m far more of an admire-from-a-distance type.
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They all say that.
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It’s not stalking if they give up in the end.
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I wandered, druggy as a trolley
That floats on fumes of herring balm,
When all at once I said ‘O Golly’,
A host, of rotting manky palms;
Beside the stove, beneath the sign,
Of golden dolphins mincing in the seas.
Continuous as the cars that shine
As they clog the gaseous freeway,
They stretched in fear-inducing line
Along a graffiti’d pavement of decay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Waving their fronds in evil prance.
The weeds beside them shrank; as they
Radiated their worstful ‘tude:
A hack could not but feel dismay,
At such things in health so rude:
I retched–and gasped–but little thought
This was the future other cunts sought:
‘Cos now, when on my beanbag I lie
In hungover or vibrant mood,
The blackening of the metro sky
Makes me a fearful of the outside dude;
The city is bathing in terror qualms,
As every wanker grows the palms.
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Weepin’ yeasus, DFOC, the pestilential and prolific palms bear no relationship to old Willy’s pretty Daffs.
Not a bad rewording though, under the circumstances.
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But the “This was the future other cunts sought:” was pure Will.
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Yeah, Australia Is Overpopulated. With fucking clapped out Hyundai Excels. Especially the stripped-bare Panel-povvo-van version.
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Australia is Overpopulated – so practice safe sex.
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I presume they’re racing to the airport, Ljuke, or a seminar.
Great collection, TLA. The trolley with palm is TWoPerfection, and I’m completely baffled by the future Perthers, but I reckon Garth knows that stove will probably still be there in 20 years.
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p.s. FOWF !
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Gasp! How dare you? Our Jess!
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Who, Ljuke ? All those
terroristsboatpeople look the same to me.LikeLike
Midland is overpopulated
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You’d say that about anywhere, JJ.
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