Bloody Oath

An Aussie vodka flogger was at my local piss shop last week, extollng the virtues of Melbourne voddy over my choices of Frog, Polish, Russian, or even New Zealand distilled leg opener. I’m not sure whether Bloody Oath would have been my choice for a theme, particularly for a somewhat girly looking herb vodka mixture, especially when the NZ Vodka 42 Below goes for a cat that looks like Hitler theme. Would anyone, ANYONE ask for a Coke ‘n Oath at a bar? I do like how they understand that Aussies may need to actually be instructed to drink the “short cocktail” after making it. No doubt many would end up standing around confused if that last step hadn’t been added.

I am willing to do a review if principal Oath floggers want to send me a bottle.

Bloody oath! – One of the hallmarks of the great Australian vernacular, which has been yelled with gusto for generations by miners through to politicians alike.
The social leveller – the emphatic “yes” – the roar that all are in complete agreement!

A unique liqueur made with the finest Australian Vodka infused with a secret mixture of extracts from the purest of indigenous herbs and spices.
Take the oath!  Straight up, on the rocks or mixed.

There’s also a name the cocktail competition which I hesitate to bring to the attention of some potty mouthed commenters.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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44 Responses to Bloody Oath

  1. River Ralphie says:

    The Fuck’n’Oath… apply one bottle to Perth strumpet, and fuck!

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  2. orbea says:

    35% ? pffft, cats piss

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  3. Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

    Buffalo Cunt

    30ml Bloody Oath
    30ml Orange Juice (NOT pulp free- it’s for texture)
    50ml Midori

    Mix together in a highball glass. Place glass on seat of chair. Sniff deeply, savouring the sharp aroma, and drink.

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  4. skink says:

    the cocktail naming competition is now closed

    bugger

    I had a good one:

    a Bloodsnatch

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  5. rolly says:

    Well I, for one, am looking forward to the day when all alcohol advertising and glamorous labeling goes the way of tobacco.
    The inability of people to enjoy themselves sober is pitiful.
    I’ve spent too much of my life helping the victims of alcoholism; wives and children especially.
    No humour here.

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  6. poor lisa says:

    I haven’t got used to it. The new layout is too big.

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  7. munkipants says:

    Fair suck of the sav – I know it may be considered unaustralian of me but i fucking hate aussie colloquialisms – they shit me beyond belief. a href=”http://www.holidayoz.com.au/features/slang.htm”>Arrrrrrrghh.

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  8. “Finest Australian Vodka”.

    Wtf?

    Can someone point out to me the “most shithouse Australian Vodka”.

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  9. Mez says:

    oh, I just checked out their website – awful shite

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  10. Snuff says:

    Push button. Receive bakon.

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  11. The Legend 101 says:

    Is this beer im unsure it looks unhealthy anyway.

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