This is as Jesusy as I could find for the big day. Bento saw this in Highgate. Why does it seem to have a schoolboy bending over for its awestruck easter exhortation? I be puzzled. I can’t read the text, something about tombs and stuff. Awesome. 
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That is a puzzling poster. Even more puzzling is the ending of Mark. Read Mark only up to the original ending (16:8) and youse’ll see what I mean. The tomb was empty, and the women fled in terror and amazement, and that’s it. Big J never came back. Happy easter.
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I assume by the ‘big day’ you mean the birth of DFOC. Judas of our times according to some. Messiah to others. And I imagine to his closest and dearest just a very naughty boy.
Oh, and then there’s the Jesus thing.
RE. poster. it does look as though there should be a christ like figure standing behind our awestruck friend. And with the gaping gob, perhaps in front too.
It’s very odd.
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Maybe the ancient tradition of kneeling before the Lord and Saviour.
Take a bow, DFOC, you do much to atone for the evils of present day governance and religious extremism in the “Holy Land”.
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Matthew 28:8-15 ©
Filled with awe and great joy the women ran from the tomb to tell the disciples.
the missing text! it looks like a nun in a habit or a woman head dress?
those crazy christians – and happy birthday DFOC! –
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What an odd coincidence MP. I believe you quoted from Matthew last time you went biblical, albeit from the MP version.
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true enough i did NF. i think i like my own version much better – it has more swear words and gratuitous sex scenes – i also named my first born matthew – hmmmm…….
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Could he be involved in filling the women in the tomb with awe and joy?
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Ahh, Jebus. Is he the first recorded literary zombie?
Happy Birthday DFOC. Enjoy South Hedland!
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Yes,
“…go genlty in the corridors of Headland, for he who rushes in may fall foul of the keeper of the temple.”
Matthew 27:8-15 (b)
Happy Birthday Eric Cantona, Charlemagne, Clarkie and our own Outrage.
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why is the speech bubble piercing him in the eye?? is he (or she, i suppose) a contortionist? i don’t understand this at all. i’m not awestruck, i’m confusedstruck.
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Got it – it’s a saucy (check out the cleavage) hunchback nun. Possibly one-eyed.
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nothing, i tell you absolutely nothing, is reliable any more:
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Yeah!
Fancy letting a penguin use up precious supplies.
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Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land
Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land
Proceeds the Weedian, Nazareth
Proceeds the Weedian, Nazareth
Creedsmen roll out Across The Dying Down
Sacred Israel Holy Mount Zion
Sun Beams Down onto the SAndcean Reigns
Caravan Migrates Through deep SandScape
Lungsmen Unearth the creed of Hasheeshian
LeBaNon
Desert Legion Smoke Covenant is Complete
HerB Bails Retied onto Backs of Beasts
Stoner Caravan Emerge from Sandsea
Earthling Inserts to Chalice the Green Cutchie
GRoundation Soul Finds Trust Upon Smoking Hose
Assemble Creedsmen Rises Prayerfilled Smoke
GolGoTha
Judgement Soon Come To Mankind
Green Herbsmen SErve Rightful King
HEMp SeeD Caravan CArries
Rides out Believer with the spliff Aflame
MAriJuanAut Escapes earth To Cultivate
Grow Room Is Church TEmple of the new Stoner Breed
Chants Loud RObeD Priest Down onto the Freedomseed
Burnt Offering rEdeeMs Completes Smoked Deliverance
Caravan StoneD Deliverants
The CARAvan Holds to Eastern Creed
NOw sMokEs Believer
The Chronicle of the Sinsemillian
Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land
Drop out of Life with Bong in Hand
Follow the Smoke JERUSALEM….
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In honour of the death of Buff J, please indulge me as I revisit an old favourite:
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You choose not to read Toady, I choose not to listen (again) to Christian Side Hug, as last time I was horrified to find myself singing it mindlessly for the rest of the day
I’m a rough rider! Like fuck!
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Astonishing…
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Gimme that Catholic bear hug
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So that’s what the kiddie on the flyer is receiving. All makes sense now.
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Give me that Christian butt fuck, that christian butt fuck.
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He wants someone to fill his empty tomb
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All that white bread and red wine Perhaps he needed a shake up to get things moving?
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