Surely this is just the thin end of the wedge for an infinite regression of “please read” signs? And what is unauthorised toiletry? Does that mean Blue Stratos? From Brer Bento. 
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do they not want you to use their toilet or toiletrys?
does this make Myer – the “toilet store”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8YVVHjZzRE
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There’s the use of refrain again.
I was born a ‘cease and desist’ woman and I’ll…..
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Funnily enough, I was on my way to the ladies’ to do an upper-decker. Lucky that sign was there – it saved everyone a lot of embarrassment.
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I don’t think I want to know…
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The sign also seems to reflect their customer service skills – muddled and basic
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Shouldn’t the ladies toilets be located in the babywear section, just next to kitchen utensils and handbags.
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I think they put those signs up because I keep going in there all the time for a reverse kanga. Someone must have complained.
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Terrible, I was there last Saturday, touching cloth, turtling some would say.
I made my way to the second floor and the toilet attendant said “I’m sorry sir, no entry without a romper suit”!
Very embarrassing.
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You didn’t have your adult diaper on Onnie?
http://www.dailydiapers.com/
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Daily Do Mike is currently ill?
No, Mike is one sick puppy.
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No, sadly I did not.
Worst still was that I had been on Xenical for a couple of weeks, so I also had some “leakage” running down my leg.
Mystore, cunts.
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What the fuck? I had to visit that link to see what it was all about, now I feel sick.
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thanks mpants
I really, really thought I had seen all the internet had to offer but now am wondering what a sheltered life I have led…
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always happy to help out where i can Mez…..
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Mystool Myer
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Just dropping the kids off in babywear.
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the whole floor is the gents toilet?
Shouldn’t miss then.
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I just don’t get how ‘using the wrong toilets’ translates into ‘unauthorised toiletry’. It’s like saying ‘irritationwise signry’ or ‘unperpetrated laminationry’.
‘WHEAS BROGAN! WHEA ISSIE!’
‘Eaux don’t be so crass mother, we are in Myer after all. If you must know, he’s up on the second floor, executing a performance of shitry.’
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Imagine having to check your toilet’s papers before you drop your load. ‘Excuse me, are you authorised to accept this steaming heap in my bowels?’
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I was in Myer’s perfumerie the other day, pretending to select a cologne, while getting a free blast of Dune onto my watch band, when two heavily-bearded homeless guys stopped nearby and proceeded to spray themselves from the test bottles. Within seconds they were covered in Christina Aguilera, Kouros, Kylie Minogue, Maybelline, DKNY, BVLGARi and (appropriately) Dunhill. The then laughed and flapped their way out onto the Hay St Mall. I have not seen anyone look so happy in ages. The staff were obviously used to this as they maintained a back-to-the-wall stance and let them go.
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it’s nice to hear about people making an effort:
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Nice to see you’re a fan of First Dog, Ms Lepants.
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love ‘im Shriekster! even if he had been a she called “penelope” i’d still be feeling the love..
http://bit.ly/a4QeqI
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‘Catholic surprise baby’. Ha!
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And cunt.
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WTF is wrong with these people that they can’t put up a sign that says ‘Womens Toilet. Mens Toilet on second floor’?
*bangs head on desk @ crap grammar*
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Please read. They tried, SW, but gave up after they couldn’t get the apostrophes right.
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I’m surprised they didn’t plonk ‘This is a Sign’ somewhere.
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or the classic ‘NOTICE’
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A very polite notice. Doesn’t mention electrodes and genitals even once.
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Surely that sign only precludes your average male punter from helping themselves to the soap and TP. It doesn’t specifically fobid their entry.
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If it says ‘unauthorised toiletry’ does it mean ‘Don’t piss here, there is a toilet not far away’?
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No way, toiletries are things like toothpaste and soap.
“Please refrain from using unauthorised toiletry”, accordingly, must mean you can crap your heart out but you can’t bring your own soap.
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