Edward de Bozo saw this amazing sight , in full view of the public, in that sudden worst hotspot White Bum Valley. Astounding. It’s nice we’re getting some artworks happening again. Has she left clawmarks in her own boozie? Now this is a quality worst right.
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WOODEN VAG!
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her sausage wallet is hung disproportionately low – and her baps look like hamburger rolls – interesting. i’m sure it took someone a really long time to sculpt this well done, but a bit like an ugly child – only her mother/sculptor could love her.
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probably vision impaired in both cases.
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WGV?
I missed this?
The shame the shame…
The real question though.
How is the back door reprsented?
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I think it is hidden by all her hind legs.
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Oh Really.
TLA: You’re pretty nifty at this kind of carving…
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You might get a glimpse with a dentist mirror.
I’m a bit down on back doors at the moment because this gold got no acknowledgement! Not one fuck retweet!
“Complaint as hotspot “Shows anus”. Short leg fielder Simon Katich made a formal complaint after his back door “lit up like a xmas tree” when…”
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Have been laughing out loud at the cricket tweets. “Steampunk delivery?” Brilliant.
Swisse anyone?
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Oh wait, on closer inspection, there are a few backdoors extant. I wish I had a bigger picture.
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Glad to see this get a run. Iv’e been watching with curiosity the recent transformation of this home. And was reasonably impressed until this creature made her appearance. It really is quite odd.
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Really shazza?
I haven’t seen the house in all it’s glory… but looking at theses fragments I am thinking Brady Bunch Pastiche.
As for the statue… I hate Meryl Streep.
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The stone wall you can see is part of the original home, which they have renovated around. I think it’s nice to keep these distinct architectural features as evidence of the buildings history.
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Using a chainsaw to carve a representation of the third eye – interesting character. Check the missus.
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are those her own arms, or is there a midget behind her trying for a reach-around?
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The place is for sale too – between $700 and $800k. To live in WGV.
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She appears to have a moustache. I could be wrong, but it looks like a representation of Inigo Montoya as a female. Dirty.
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Yoko? The downstairs looks accurate.
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It does indeed look like Inigo Montoya – and he does still seem to be looking for the six fingered man?
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Haiku 6162:
Lion sleeps tonight,
A woody in the Valley
Then morning glory.
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Rough cleft stihl carved,
Splinters but are a nuisance,
Stick to dog on chain.
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Cameltoe in timber, nonetheless.
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A dangerous attractant for a horny hitherto unlucky pissed up local on their way home. I’ve seen it happen before to a discarded naked mannequin in a Nedlands laneway.
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I come back from holidays to find I’m barking up the wrong tree…
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Cockster!
Where you been??
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DFOC, I’ve been in the wilds of Cervantes – not only did I have no internet, even Vodafone couldn’t stretch beyond 73km north of the CBD.
I was on the prowl for Cervantes worsts, but apart from my behaviour at the Country Club on NYE, it was all quite acceptable.
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Oh to be a termite!
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jeez mate, i wouldn’t do that with yours.
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“Your mate at Worst of Perth – you should suggest that he get a job at Perth Zoo. I am sure they could do with additions to their Great Ape collection.”
As seen at http://www.6000times.com
A.O.O.R.W
(Asians Out or Racial War)
(I thought I’d try and fit my spam in by being just like you guys here)
PS, not you Greg.
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I think I could pull off a smoking Orang. Err or something. A wanking gibbon?
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oh you north of the river types are so cruel!
… and it’s White SCUM Valley btw.
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Seriously though. The house behind this orange log is quite a good renovation really. A 60’s brick and tile with parking underneath, feature granite wall, etc. The owners completely gutted it but kept the footprint of the old house and built up in contemporary materials. Cnr Carrington and Stevens. For sale. Its noice, I like it.
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The nemesis of TWOP, perthsbest, regards this house as one of Perth’s architectural jewels.
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I want a ‘divine shaft of light’ over my toilet at home
for that ‘hallelujah’ moment when I loose a stool
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as Roy and HG say skinky, “bring a towel and a full bowel”.
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An orchestrated stink and light movement.
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Here’s 14 “people” whose divergent views you might want to consider, skink.
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I don’t think the house itself is in question.
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I came after the whole Greg Hoey thing, but I note he is a commenter on that site.
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Banned from The Worst of Perth, but welcomed at Perthsbest. There’s some higher meaning in that, I’m sure.
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Yes Bento. Is it irony of some kind?
I note any mention of his name relegates your comment straight to the TWoP sin bin.
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It bloody well should be.
Bland, boring as all bejezus and totally lacking in aesthetic.
But then, aesthetics are not things usually considered relevant by most architects, it seems.
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renovated for a quick sale for sure but not as worst as some
Palmyra for example
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