My sweet goon (gurur brahma)
My sweet goon (krishna krishna)
Outrage Cohen reports from the Lagos of Perth, Guildford where kiddies are now cutting their fruity lexia with orange fruit cup. That’s two fruitys in the same drink. Hooo-eee! That bladder is sucked as dry as a nun’s nightie. More goon baggery. Surely the end of days? Or perhaps a view to a kill? Reminds me a little of the undies exploded by Passion pop. Outrage uses the Cookster method of getting the subject out of focus, but fortunately a severe unsharp mask did the trick. 
The Worst of Perth 
There’s a mob of deros who hang about the Scabs ‘Amphitheatre” area that could show these guys a thing or two.
Permanently pissed and possibly affected by other illicit chemical substances, they live on the street and keep all their worldly goods in a shopping trolley, rabbit included.
Their decline in health over the last year has to be seen to be appreciated.
Stirling Council has publicly acknowledged their presence, but in several years of debate, has not yet come to a decision over what, or if, action should be taken.
Expeditious; like their planning approvals.
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What do you suggest the Stirling Council should do, Rolly?
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heritage list the deros, pick a serving councillor, say boothman and name them Dave’s Derroe’s.
Then when the council comes to a name change they can get all uppity over the lack of recognition for years of dedicated service for such unselfish submission to mediocrity
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I guess it’s just lucky the deroes aren’t 12 storeys tall. Then the fair burghers of Scabs would really have something to get excited about.
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a twelve storey She-Ra would be something to behold however. What exact;ly are ‘female issues’?
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/scaffidi-plays-the-sex-card-20091207-kf08.html
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Hornswaggling.
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is she suggesting McEvoy is having a blob strop?
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“No one is loved by everyone all the time,”
what utter crap
everyone loves me all the time
I challenge you to think of one person that…er…oh
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Fuck you: that was taken at speed while being walked by a mad Labrador.
The rapture is near and I can hear Conquest’s hoofsteps around the corner in Stirling Park.
I like the Lagos comparison: a good milieu for antique dealers.
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Sweet, DFOC.
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A burnt out hotel would fit in well in Lagos. You wold need a lot more crackpot christians though.
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Curious, your Tshirt has arrived.
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excellent!
will email you about picking it up.
and thanks to all the million clickers.
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Masking the complex medium sweet characters of the fruity lexia with cordial?
Fucking soft cocks!
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Fucking soft cocks Onanist? Quite a challenge I would think. That aside, I see the coupling of 4 litre wine and juice, as a sign that these goon guzzlers actually have some taste. Those first few gulps can be a real toe curler.
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Yes, I never have found a suitable splint.
Not having savoured the delights of cheap white wine since writing myself off at Cicero’s in 1982, I will defer to your superior judgment Shazza.
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Cicero’s 1982 OMG!! I witnessed a truly spectacular technicolor yawn. Was that you? How was it possible to distribute vomit to every surface of the Gents dunny – ceiling, doors, walls and somehow miss the toilet bowl itself?
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Jesus, that may very well have been me!
In order to retrieve me from the toilet cubicle, my school mate had to wade through my stomach contents, which consisted of the 12 courses of fine italian cuisine and about 2 litres of riesling and moselle.
I missed the toilet bowl due to the fact I was simultaneously, involuntarily evacuating my bowels.
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are you taking Rob Broadfield’s restaurant review by-line? That was a very accurate review of Cicero’s cuisine and ambience.
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I have always fancied myself somewhere between Rob Broadfield and Paul Murray.
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That would be the definition of “between two stools”.
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Harsh LA, to stools.
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spit roast
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Chocolate sandwich (if applicable)
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I believe that manoeuvre is known as a ‘Screaming Eagle’.
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They say that a picture paints a thousand words, well that manoeuvre has painted a thousand toilets.
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google tub girl?
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are you thinking of the one where they rush out of the tub , orbea?
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once is enough i think.
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Another politely placed goon bag cushion for those with delicate arses.
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a very small and somewhat odd shaped arse g’day.
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Is that red cordial? If so, it’s kind of like a vodka and red bull for deroes.
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Ljuke your right the worst drink is possibly redbull,mother or V and that powerade gee my friend drinks tones of that stuff and eats lots of gum and she wakes up at 12pm on the weekend and never leaves her ipod or computer bad hey. She eats 5 gum nearly every day or like 4 days a week.
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