Thanks to TWOP friends Skink (and Frail), WAtching, Shazza, MyNing, Richarbl, Free Beer, Ljuke (& Frail), Bento and Paracleet. A very pleasant evening. I had expected youse all to be older and uglier than you turned out to be.
This is not them. This is a worst I saw on the way home. Don’t they know they are disrespecting a heritage worst? Remarkably I am not vomiting this morn. Even better. 
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
Urgh.
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obviously you didn’t drink enough if you were able to take this classic shot.
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a very nice evening.
unfortunately, since the missus was with me, I did not get the opportunity of checking out the rack
I don’t remember saying goodbye, so apologies for being too drunk to be polite. We must have been drunk, because we had a kebab on the way home. And then a couple more drinks.
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You did wave goodbye as you went stumbling into the night.
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My abject apology (as usual) for not fronting up.
Same old story.
Anyway, I would have increase the average age of the attendees by somewhat more than just a fraction.
Glad that you all, just like the well ironed bedsheets, had a good evening.
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Me, I had an enjoyable eve ning watching Labor romp it home in Willagee.
And even though I wasn’t there – congatulations to Peter Tinley.
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Yes Frank there was mention of you being in a state of rapture over the bi-election.
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Wish I could have stayed longer. Was thinking of you guys as I drove past the Forrestfield gumnut sculpture.
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WAtching. Are you OK? You didn’t drive home did you? And “What’s the deal” with no Outrage Cohen? No bush haiku? No comments?
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I made it home just fine thanks TLA.
It is truly an outrage that i drove, but hey, i made it.
And it only took three days…
Remind me to never come tro a TWOP function directly from the XXXXXXX club… it can be embarrassing…
A drunk person asking every MT in sight…
“are you the worst?”
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Weld Club? Maddington Swingers’ Club? Jesus! You drove? You were maggoted when you got there.
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I know- sigh…
It’s a miracle i kept my clothes on.
I promise to not be drunk at the Charles on the 10th- at least when i arrive…
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I am distraught I missed it, and apologise fulsomely.
I got back from Sydney at 2145 and was pooped after my meetings (in which we planned how to make Alliance members’ working worlds even better) and the Walkleys.
I regret not checking out shazza’s rack, arranging for skink and Bento to be roughed up by police, and paying general homage to TLA.
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ful·some (flsm)
adj.
1. Offensively flattering or insincere.
2. Offensive to the taste or sensibilities.
3. Usage Problem Copious or abundant.
I wonder which one you meant.
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I assumed he was making reference to being locked up, Johnny Cash style. Cohen has the type of regret usually associated with killing a man, just to watch him die.
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I’m getting deja vu all over again. Haven’t we done this riff before?
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It wouldn’t surprise me. The frau is always complaining about my propensity to tell her the same story over and over. My retort is that my stories are like Seinfeld episodes; always worth a re-run.
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Indeed we have Bento, but since we’re piling on anyway.
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I challenge you to not react when you see those rich folks eating in a fancy dining car and drinkin’ coffee and smoking big cigars.
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sounds like i missed a good drinking session. shame young mr curious had his birthday that day.
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I was attacked by a string limbed quokka who stole my Fred Flinstone wig. Will make up for non attendance by arranging a barefoot bowls day…
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its great too see,our great state government,and there police force,putting on austraia day for the muslims off our state,dont worry about us bro ,will stay home , eat fairy bread,put a tea towel on our heads so we can join in the celebrations.
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It’s true. When oh when will our Austraia Day celebrations shed their blatant pro-Muslim bias?? Won’t someone think of the caucasians!?
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Hear Hear…
If I see one more Aussie Flag Burcqa I am gonna snap
(Thanks Bento- I never read waynes parting shot)
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Wayne’s point was lost to me. He seems to be a fan of the state government and fairy bread. And thinks Austria is a great place for muslims. Or something like that.
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Wayne’s right
if we cannot celebrate the birth of this great nation by drinking to oblivion, throwing up in the Swan River, and glassing passers-by, then the terrorists have won.
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i think that the truth is more likely that it is wayne’s lot that have led to the ban.
plonker.
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Pisspots, arsepots and tosspots.
Great Australian culture.
Too much alcohol damages brain cells, so it’s not much of a worry for a lot of them.
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