Best of TWOP Twitter

At least two of these were believed by people.

The Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Trotsky House for Queens Gardens. The Mexico Cty home of Leon Trotsky to be relocated to Perth park to save it from developers. The ice pick…

Harem pants “Not on our radar” Premier. Despite vowing to ban Capri pants from Nthbridge after 3am, Colin Barnett has reassured harem pant w…

Hopman Cup “More popular than Jesus”. McNamee. Fundamentalist groups were in turn outraged and baffled after Cup stalwart Paul McNamee made…

Sacked journos go burlesque to pay rent. A burlesque “crew” formed by redundant Fairfax online journos has won the Golden Boa at Pragues B…

Federation Square empty as Melb crowds head for Northbridge Piazza. Perths newest vacant lot threatens to tear the cultural heart out of Mel…

Tim Winton’s Hyde Park plan “unworkable”. A spokesperson for the Town of Vincent claimed that the author’s Dugong sanctuary proposed for H…

Alan Carpenter vows to “avoid eye contact” and “walk the other way as if he has something to do” as he joins Bunnings/Wesfarmers board. Form…

Singapore “The Perth of Asia” – Forbes. The China edition of Forbes magazine has labelled Singapore as the Perthiest Asian City, ahead of B…

Singapore Gvt slams “Perth of Asia” tag. A description of the Lion City in Forbes Magazine as “Like Perth but with slightly more Asians” has…

 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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