Just a few for this worstoff, as I need to get my artwork together for the live Worst of Perth show on Thursday. It’s Perth Comedy Lounge Charles Hotel North Perth Call John 9309 1139 for booking or details. $15. Doors open at 7pm, and the show starts at 8. You can just show up, but if you want a specific table, ring John. You can also book tickets at BOCS 9484 1133
Now, to the Weekend Worstoff…
Jeff saw some erotic content in Domino cheese sticks. this week. Really Jeff? Thanks for that.
Rolly saw this Volvo parking in Scarborough. Finally The Cranky R does have something to be righteously angry about.
Another from Snuff’s QLD visit, a truly worst worthy front garden in Mossman.
OK, building my powerppoint for the show. Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
Cranky R TLA ??
Sounds like the name of a Wild West Ranch.
I might even change my ‘Nick’ to suit.
Maybe.
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I don’t think I’ve seen two fugglier mermaids. Are they from Belmont?
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Possibly, Bento. They’re definitely more Weeki Wachee Springs than Daryl Hannah. It could have been worse. The artist was apparently the lighthouse keeper on Low Isles for about 30 years, which isn’t all that far from Fiji.
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Check out a young Baby John Burgess introducing a Yong Bon Scott & The Valentines from 1969.
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hey, from memory, those mermaids are one of the better things about mosman besides the gorge :)
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The beer cans as handles on the fence just make that garden.
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You Have Monitor Problems.
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Shit, I do indeed. Or just general eyesight problems.
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I see that Inside Cover gave your gig a plug today, which was thoroughly deserved.
Broadfield suggests that your nickname for him is ‘Old Silverback’
I could not recall that epithet ever being used, but a search showed it to have been used once. Usually he is referred to by variations on ‘useless cunt’ and ‘pretentious twat’.
he also suggests that he hopes you will direct attention away from The West and onto La Chong, She-Ra and Lannie MacTiernan.
again, I cannot recall Lannie getting much stick from here. I always thought she was a bit of a favourite.
I note that the SW Highway Mandurah Bypass is now a month late opening since a change in Government. Not on her watch.
She is completely hatstand, but in my opinion, she is definitely Not Worst
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Yes Alanah has been not worsted several times, probably the only Labor cadre who has received that award.
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he also seems not to have noticed that you are rather sweet on the Council House Cougar
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I was reading UWA’s Pelican the other day. Two students interviewed She-Ra and they ALSO got cufflinks. Fucking. Outrage.
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Can we now expect She-Ra’s Pelican poodles to be as nauseatingly sycophantic as TWOP in all matters Crystal Castle?
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They got the office tour, everything! Gutted. I’m sure the pricks don’t even know what a cufflink is. probably wearing them through their noses and belly buttons.
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wow. Someone reads Pelican?
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I got a pair of Parliament House cufflinks off Fred Riebling.
politicians and cufflinks, it’s a fucking disease.
nobody wears shirts with collars any more, let alone french cuffs. Join the twenty first century FFS. Give away something the kids might appreciate, such as a City of Perth ipod cover, or a temporary tattoo
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And I got a set of Parliament Cufflinks from Jaye Radisich at her informal local branch farewell dinner (all the male guests got them, the females a brooch.)
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she must have had a lot left over in her desk drawer that she needed to get rid of.
not many people in the Perth Hills wear cuffs
or shoes.
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I was wearing my Council cufflinks on Sat night. And a collar.
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Just on Councils, TLA, here’s an elegant little site which I suspect you and fellow TWOPs might enjoy.
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That’s very funny Snuff. I particularly like the Jack Harrison ‘Bin and Gone’ story.
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Cheers, Shaz. I think it was that the imported bins were French that really got to him.
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They’re now known as Freedom Bins. Problem solved.
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Magic, snuff.
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Oh my god.
I just about choked on my mega-latte…the Moleskine notebook had to go in the dryer.
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Sounds like you need a Hoegaarden and a lie down, DFOC.
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is that Dutch for a prostitute’s back yard?
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DFOC why is it so fucken hard to find accommodation on Rotto these days? Whose pencil do I have to suck to get a place to stay?
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Speaking of Hoegaardens…
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Speaking again of Hoegaarden…
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,26020995-5017004,00.html
That works out to $26 a carton…the cost price, surely?
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shazza: unburden yourself to Rotto Bloggo.
I almost certainly can’t help – your problem is you don’t live in the western suburbs – but having a little rant will make you feel better.
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Done.
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I should have qualified that statement as:
‘nobody wears collar and cuffs except stockbrokers, lawyers, property developers, and latte-sipping metrocentric wankers (TM Rolly)’
since these are the types that She-Ra cares about most, she should probably stick to the cufflinks. Some people are clearly impressed by such trinkets, like jungle tribesmen being given glass beads and syphilis in exchange for their ancestoral homelands.
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Ahh. Gotcha.
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Glad you clarified, skink. Sitting here in my collared shirt with cufflinks, I very nearly spat my skinny latte across my Apple MacBook keyboard, such was my (fucking) outrage.
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and male strippers.
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Cufflinks? What use would I have for such, except to pass on as a cheapo fathers day pressie? No I prefer the days when a bottle of Claret would be the standard gift.
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ladies are usually given a key fob
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I assure you, I’m no lady.
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wimmen, then
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sorry, wimmin
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Yes, and being a wimmin I much prefer the plonk.
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I used to work on the Terrace next to that awful Smiths sculpture ‘Perth through the ages’, consisting of a man striding into the building who changes from a VOC trader to a stovepipe hat and then a bowler hat.
The final ‘modern’ interpretation is a man in a shirt and tie and suit carrying a briefcase.
I always though they needed a further statue of a bloke in a skivvy with a one-shoulder laptop bag and a micro-scooter carrying a mega-latte and scribbling in a Moleskine notebook
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Via the Fake Stephen Conroy’s Twitter, this original film on Perth – sounds like something TLA should’e done – I say get permission and use it on Thursday Night.
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Frank, thanks for posting that sensational video.Would have to be one of the best things i have ever seen about the fair city. Outrageous and most of it true to be sure! :)
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Most of it to be true? Crap, I better get an offering to Bertie quick smart!
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i believe according to the clip that any offering you make will not go unnoticed.
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