Am I missing something here? Why would a bearded Asian make me want to buy chockkies? I first thought they might be saying that Asians, especially Asians with glasses are smart and that therefore you would be smart to buy them. But that stereotype clashes with another, because it also says he is called Alan who is a bass player and bass players are known to be as dumb as a bagful of flange. I don’t like having my stereotypes mashed up thanks Coles. A simple set of norks on a pack are all the manipulation that I think is apropriate. Ai Ya!
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“By some distance, the most bitter musician I have ever encountered” looks different in the glasses, TLA, although less so here, where he was indeed replaced by another dummy. 12 treat size bars ? At least the got the colour right.
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Damn, damn and blast. This was supposed to e tomorrow’s. I tried to take it back but you’d aleady commented.
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My apologies, TLA. You could always take it down and I could comment again tomorrow, when I’ve learnt to spell they.
p.s. How worst is that clip though ?
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that chappie on the packaging looks like he knows secrets about flange with that strange little grin….. kind of freaky actually.
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in fact, if you look at him long enough, he looks like an asian Will Smith and not freaky at all. Curious but not appetising.
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“Master of the Flange”
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or perhaps Grand Master Flange.
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I’d like Grand Master Flange on my tombstone. That would be sweet.
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I see Grandmaster Flange as having a hat like this.
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Personally I find this more appealing, if only for the showmanship of it.
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Yes, maybe, but I think it would be gilding the flange a little. (Also known as gilding the clam).
How about the guy with the hat with eyeholes in the Cosby gang?
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And Pelican, you can add the mag’s link when you comment if you want some clicks back to your site.
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I suspect he’s just caught a wiff of live flange, made so possibly by the offer of a length of nutty nougat.
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As a bassist, I take offence! We are famous for our ability to grow strange facial hair and raise one eyebrow. Youse would be fucked without us. Don’t know about his glasses, though.
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Pure bogus. Have you read the eyewittness reports about bass players? Have you listened to the survivors’ accounts? You are a journalist, why haven’t you researched this?
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YOU are calling ME a journalist?
Really?
What about all that toxic dust I breathed in? Did that just come out of thin air, like magic?
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Man, you had a joint in your hand.
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The secret alliance of vocalists and lead guitarists control your life, man, and you bass-playing sheeple don’t even know it. Google ‘four string change’, and open your eyes.
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What about the drummers, Bento?
And, for the love of God, won’t somebody please think of the Keytar players?
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Not the same goateed bloke that Metallica recruited a few years back?
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You know, the look on his face, the one raised eyebrow and the hair makes me think that they were going for the Asian dude being nutty, similar to the product… Which doesn’t work either.
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why is the guy from Linkin Park selling generic snickers candy now?
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